Another L for Wall Street Pat

[FranksWirecutters]

You don't have to worry about Pat, he was lying the entire time and likely doesn't even know how options work

He knows he had the option to be a father or not.

 

[Lard Glug]

You don't have to worry about Pat, he was lying the entire time and likely doesn't even know how options work

I don’t believe you. He clearly options for extra patties of meat on his burgers.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im starting to think Patrick must be a very important function whatever simulation is generating the reality we are all forced to endure. Literally every time he is certain about something the opposite of whatever he imagined will happen. Its like an axiom. It makes me wonder if he could influence what the simulation generates with just a little uncertainty. The things he thinks might or wont happen are infinitely more likely than the things that he thinks will.

He was like this during the hillary election too. He was so sure that she was going to win. Even did a an article about it for The Hill right before.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I have a couple of metal poppy pins that I bought about 15 years ago. Haven't paid for a poppy since. Every charity is run by woke faggots and always has been. They pay themselves fat salaries that account for a sizeable chunk of the public's charitable donations.

I learned that whenever a store, like a supermarket or Target, asks if you'd like to donate to some charity when you're checking out, they've already given money to the charity and are trying to recoup the costs. Fuck em all.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Beavis]

EVs suck, but Tesla is the best of the worst.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

EVs suck, but Tesla is the best of the worst.

Not to mention, Ford is recal king for the second year for a row. Pat needs to fly to Michigan and talk to Jim Farley about this.

 

[wbgreen]

EVs suck, but Tesla is the best of the worst.

Why Tesla is valued so high. Detroit was totally going to be a big threat to Tesla, but those three manufacturers are losing money on EVs they are only producing because of government pressure. And foreign made EVs aren’t going to happen due to Biden’s tariffs.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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[Slackjawed Cow]

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How mad would Pat be if wisconsin turns red this election?

 

[firstimelongtime]

How mad would Pat be if wisconsin turns red this election?

Comfortable as they'd catch up with his coloration.

 

[lil chud]

How mad would Pat be if wisconsin turns red this election?

Patrick is a conservative, I would expect he would be very happy!