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Another FAT selfie

Rabbi Krinsky

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Compare that to Salma Heyek at 55...

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Look at the collar on the shirt. I don't know if it's supposed to be a V-neck but it looks almost rolled up on the one side and stretched to hell in the front. Spending all this money on flip phones, shitty furniture, and an overpriced refrigerator but wearing old, stretched out, sweat stained clothes. Fucking pauper. He's portly too.

Also, his brows could use a trim. Who takes a picture with this much resolution and posts it on the internet? At least his disgusting nose hairs aren't showing this time.
 
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Look at that fucking hairline! I thought it didn't move in 20 years?

Pat, drive yourself to the local Lids immediately and buy three new Brewers hats. The hair era of your life has officially concluded, welcome to the hat era.
If you've been paying attention, he's been doing the comb forward shit for awhile. It's why he keeps that Super Mario Bros Turnip poof on his head. Nigga is gonna look even more ridiculous in 1-2 years.
 

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Is that the shirt from the famous twirling photo? That’s why the neck is all fucked up and you know he’s just busting out of it. He really believes he looks like George Clooney here with his poof hair covering his hairline going further back.
 

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Look at that fucking hairline! I thought it didn't move in 20 years?

Pat, drive yourself to the local Lids immediately and buy three new Brewers hats. The hair era of your life has officially concluded, welcome to the hat era.
Knock off New Era Hat Era
 
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Retreating hairline aside, Fat really has that dry, dying hair Patrice made fun of St Mel for. Add some eucalyptus oils for sheen, Fat boy.
 
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You atalkers keep saying it's the lawsuit that's aging him, but did you ever consider the amount of pressure that having 42K loyal followers hanging on your every word has on a man? Especially when you've got Hollywood knocking down your door for your next space opera they can option. Not to mention we're in the middle of a FREAKING GLOBAL PANDEMIC??!!?!? Nice try with the hate tho.
 
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