Another FAT selfie

[garbageman2244]

Even his gay lizard is packing on the ounces.

Knowing this is the best he could manage to look makes me happy. Look at those fucking eye folds. Disgusting.

 

[Username]

Jesus his face is eating itself.

 

[42069]

He looks like an uglier version of Dim from clockwork orange

 

[guest]

This reminds me of when Bruce Jenner was transitioning and he started looking more and more like a dyke. If all this leads to Pat becoming a troon, that would be hilarious.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What an ugly creep. Why so many selfie’s? No man behaves this way, plus it also shows he’s forever alone since he has to take the pictures.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Him trying to act like a hunk is just too enraging. I hope your lizard gets fag lizard aids and dies faggot.

Here’s a hunk:

 

[guest]

Wow... Holy shit how gray his hair is

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Goddamn look at him. He's aged 15 years in the last 3. And all he had to do was leave it alone.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Looks like he is embracing the homeless look that he will be having very soon

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Gotta be trolling. He looks like shit warmed over.

 

[PeteRose]

the litigation has really aged this fawking guy. we are making him a better human step by step, he'll probably accept his balding and get a buzzcut soon

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I strongly dislike his "Oh, hey, didn't see ya there. I don't know about the rest of you, but I literally can't even adult right now. Hence the unkempt hair and five o'clock shadow. Oh, and is that a LIZARD!?!??! That's certainly not a dog or cat! How eccentric! Surely this man is very interesting and not an unemployed drunk!!" energy in this photograph.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Everyday he looks more and more like an old lesbian. Fat unemployed 41 year old taking selfie’s all day instead of getting a job.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Still got crumbs from his morning toast on his lip.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Still got crumbs from his morning toast on his lip.

That's rain, child.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Look at that fucking hairline! I thought it didn't move in 20 years?

Pat, drive yourself to the local Lids immediately and buy three new Brewers hats. The hair era of your life has officially concluded, welcome to the hat era.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Here's me sitting in a filthy alleyway about 6 feet from a dumpster. I'm having fun and the stlakers hate that."

 

[ActionJackson]

Still no chairs around the shitty table in the shitty back yard at the shitty half hovel.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Jesus Fucking Christ. His eyelid cleavage is developing cleavage.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet he’s putting these on some tinder type profile because him and Niki have an “arrangement” yet no woman wants him.