ALERT ALERT ALERT FFWBT 🐷🐷🐷

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His nipples are bigger than your tits.


More noteworthy is he aged 20 years in 6 years. No exaggeration either. He looks 55 and Gate Crashers came out in 2018.

I’ve said already but he looks like my uncle before he had his first heart attack at 66

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Fat.

 

[OinkPiglinson]

FFS you can see where the gut caves in toward his belly button. I'm embarrassed for him. I'm embarrassed for the man who spends all day childing zero follower accounts on X. Jesus just when you think he's hit rock bottom. Nobody convince Pat that peekaboo midriffs are in for middle aged men, I'll suffocate from laughing!

 

[Sputnik]

He is grotesque and mentally ill (stlaker) because no sane person would wear that shirt with that body. Call Leslie delusional again pat, but please for the love of god don’t upgrade your wardrobe.

 

[N64 Cube]

Pat really thinks he’s got the body to wear tight shirts like that.

 

[despacito69]

What the fuck is up with his head lmfao. Bobblehead ass nigga

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

JFC, who is going to send him a bra? I am not sending one of mine.

 

[despacito69]

Nobody convince Pat that peekaboo midriffs are in for middle aged men, I'll suffocate from laughing!

"Oh honey, you think only women show off midriff?" (I don't remember how the rest of his tweet went)

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"Oh honey, you think only women show off midriff?" (I don't remember how the rest of his tweet went)

he said its not gay to eat cum or get effffed in the A.


Also love how he and his lesbian bff have the confidence to rock the I gave up on life look, being both ugly and overweight.

 

[Caverlock]

hahahahahahah look at them thangs!

If he stuck googly eyes on his nipples he'd have a very competitive Kraang cosplay.

 

[Lard Glug]

Those are pecs, child.

Pecks.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Titty 2 Chinz

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I see Nikki has been clothes shopping from the Joe Cumia cruisewear collection.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I see Nikki has been clothes shopping from the Joe Cumia cruisewear collection.

Frumpster chic?

 

[Stent]

Niki is picking up chicks and Pat won't fuck off. Open marriage, fatso. Go find a bar to sit at while Niki enjoys herself.