DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
Zero. He was absolutely terrified by the Dan Man. The fantasies started once he was safely locked in his hovel and on his fifth shot of whatever swill poor people drink.How many times did he fantasize about breaking Mullen's jaw that day at the court house?
Don't let everyone else know. It's our secret.
WE HEARD YOUDon't let everyone else know. It's our secret.
Don't let everyone else know. It's our secret.WE HEARD YOU
Not true. The buffets in Milwaukee all tremble at his presence and even the mere mention of his name-- Bottomless Pat... nature's cruelest mistake.It will always make me laugh when I see this doughy faggot do his tough guy act. Nobody looks at him and feels threatened.
Yeah, in his wifeβs heels.
Now that you mention it, this Pat guy sounds like a real jerk!I sometimes fall asleep to the thought of curb stomping Patrick. If he were merely unlikable, that would be a step up for him. He literally had one friend in high school. He doesn't seem to have many as an adult, yet thinks he has friends from all over the world (yet, spends his birthday abd holidays alone). He's so toxic, that he has to have Thanksgiving leftovers on Black Friday, because no one (not even his wife) wants to be around him and listen to his political lectures or his cricket inducing attempts at humor/jokes.
Unironically, he insists that he's never been wrong and he's also a very masculine legitimate tough guy. Those are probably the least likeable traits someone can have- and Patrick (who would argue with a fence post) is proud of and wears them as badges of honor.
I know I'm just rambling here and preaching to the choir, but the more I think about the guy, the less I like him. His onmine and apparently real life personas are so bad that you would think he's engaging in some sort of meta Andy Kaufman/Memphis wrestling type bit. He's the ultimate heel (without any of the anti-hero cool factor), yet sees himself as peak Hulk Hogan during his WWF run in red and yellow or Junkyard Dog in the South and Mid-Atlantic in the 1980's. In reality, he's a Barry Horowitz level jobber (ironically without an actual job).
Moving on, I'm just glad someone was able to get Patrick's high school transcript. Anytime he starts bloviating about how smart and right he is while tweeting or posting online, I think of a guy who took 3 semesters to pass Algebra 2 (as a senior) and who finished 87th out 113th in his backwoods hillbilly shit town. I know that it kills him inside that he's a fucking intellectual lightweight with literally zero academic achievements from K-12 or college (lol). That inferiority haunts him and drives him on his current path of drinking and stuffing his face to an early grave. To wit, Patrick is so unlikable that his own wife is allowing his passive suicide, because it's easier watching him drink his life away and piss away her mom's money on frivoulous lawsuits vs internet meanies, than if she were to put her foot down and force Patrick to put down the bottle, his star wars toys, his phone, and the fork.
Blah blah blah "and it shows."
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/