A Second stlaker Has Breached The Hovel

[Cuphead]

Holy fuck how did I miss this

 

[Udders]

They literally have no counter space in those tiny doll house sized kitchens. The fridges are the only places a microwave can "fit".

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Here's a thread on their PPP loan spending spree for their half of the hovel:

Thread 'Magnets don't stick to our new stainless steel fridge - Dec 9, 2020' https://new.onaforums.net/threads/m...r-new-stainless-steel-fridge-dec-9-2020.6978/

One of the funnier things from the hovel video is seeing a little foldable step stool leaning against the fridge that you have to use to get to the microwave. I belly laughed, what a couple of meatheads.

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Pat went to see Barbie over Oppenheimer yet he claims his grandfather worked on the Manhattan Project.

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"Hollywood will learn all the wrong lessons from the success of the Barbie movie."

What does Pat think are the wrong lessons and the right lessons to take away from the Barbie movie?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"Hollywood will learn all the wrong lessons from the success of the Barbie movie."

What does Pat think are the wrong lessons and the right lessons to take away from the Barbie movie?

He probably thinks Hollywood will now make movies about toys / games yet loves shit like Transformers and I’m sure loved the recent Super Mario movie. He’s stupid and fat.

 

[Antwan2]

Has fat said this just our imagination and never happened and is a deep fake yet?

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Ohhh look at me i’m Christopher Nolan i can never have my movies go in a straight line and they jump around wildly to be artsy.

I don't want to die on the hill that he's the greatest director ever, since I've only seen a few of his movies, but this sounds like a bitchy woman complaint.

On the other hand, your post would be a very valid criticism of "Strange Darling" which was a series of drawn out scenes and the "nonlinear story telling" is there to force a series of weak plot twists.

Expectation: the guys a murderer on the hunt for a woman.
Flashback to when they meet.
Scene where she's getting choked.
Plot twist: its just bdsm, and they go over the rules of how sexy bdsm is when you use a codeword rather than "stop"
I vaguely remember they churned out 3 or 4 plot twists out of this scene that amount to he's bad, except he's not bad, except he's bad, except he's not bad.

The fact that this trash is compared to Pulp Fiction is irritating.

I walked out of the theater shortly after she stole a car at the hotel, so the rest of the movie that I didn't see is probably awesome and I'll never know.

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Might as well commit and put up some *in my Alannah Myles voice* black velvet art. And some road signs they find in a skip.



In my preteens and early teens I used to babysit Nickelodeon-watching kids (jammy little nuggets had wealthy parents who bought them satellite TV), so I got the shock of my life recognising smug clown Josh Peck all skinny and blepharoplastied in one transitional scene of Oppenheimer. Took me out of the frame, really. He wasn’t very good in the nanoseconds of screentime he got, though perhaps that’s why.

Josh Peck has been skinny since the Red Dawn remake that came out 10-15 years ago.

He's even skinny in the later seasons of the show.

 

[SFWA liaison]

No range hood, poor and dirty.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

In this Dane age?

The Age of Man is Over!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Feels like the silent hills Kojima demo from years ago. The heavy breathing really adds to the tense ambiance.

 

[kingship75]

Feels like the silent hills Kojima demo from years ago. The heavy breathing really adds to the tense ambiance.

A refrigerator stuffed with pepperoni dangling from the ceiling.

 

[According to My Cock]

Okay I think I finally got it, thanks for telling me where to look.

So the airbnb downstairs kitchen is this one (no cabinet handles, white fridge without water/ice):

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While this is the upstairs one, cabinet handles and stainless steel fridge

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But both have the microwave on top of the fridge and sports team schedule magnets? Not to mention the oven, sink, drying rack all being in the same place.

Someone used to live upstairs before them dummy. I'm pretty sure those tenants had a refrigerator too

 

[SFWA liaison]

after renting the hovel, perhaps funster's next step is going to be renting Heidi's pussy for an hour

 

[Udders]

after renting the hovel, perhaps funster's next step is going to be renting Heidi's pussy for an hour

Not it.

But judging from her long winded social media diatribes, she's very communicative.

 

[Turk February]

Between the heavy breathing and how narrow everything looks it's pretty funny.

 

[Dog Eater]

after renting the hovel, perhaps funster's next step is going to be renting Heidi's pussy for an hour

Thankfully we already have close up photos of her cunt to show Eric.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

after renting the hovel, perhaps funster's next step is going to be renting Heidi's pussy for an hour

Being in it knowing that Eric Hildeman. Thats worse than fucking a reformed coal burner.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I hated the editing and constant string music. It was like a Mercedes commercial

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Seething and coping at week-old xeets

 

[Turd Glider]

This is kinda like the retarded myth of the Sisyphus