A hilarious aspect of Richard's lolsuit

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Exactly. He’s too vain to keep it to himself.

That’s right, he loves to play the victim for sympathy points, he even cried about cartoon pictures of him being peed on but some actual “vandalism” happens to him and not a mention? Doesn’t add up, child

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Next somebody is gonna spraypaint "Ginger" on one side of his motorcycle and "Jew" on the other. We regularly refer to Patrick S. Tomlinson as a freckled kike, so this would point to one of us doing it.

 

[RobertMewler]

I know it was no one here. Since he’s fathered a child (but you ain’t her Daddy now are you Piggy?) we’ve never called him a virgin. Fat for sure, because well our eyes work. But no one here is wasting gas money on driving to that shithole to write anything. Especially because virgin would be a dumb insult.

It was a false flab operation. He wrote that stuff himself with thermite paint!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Also, I enjoy Fatrick spending thousands of dollars so these words could also appear in legal documents:

JoeCumiaWearsDiapers
LizClarkEats

 

[FurBurger]

Next somebody is gonna spraypaint "Ginger" on one side of his motorcycle and "Jew" on the other. We regularly refer to Patrick S. Tomlinson as a freckled kike, so this would point to one of us doing it.

You joke, but he does have clear evidence of vandalism by at least some of us. For example, I've been referring to him as a "giant fat mouthy cunt" for years, and he's posted ample evidence of that being true.

How could that possibly happen if it wasn't our fault?

 

[guest]

Fucking liar.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I know it was no one here. Since he’s fathered a child (but you ain’t her Daddy now are you Piggy?) we’ve never called him a virgin. Fat for sure, because well our eyes work. But no one here is wasting gas money on driving to that shithole to write anything. Especially because virgin would be a dumb insult.

It's Patrick who's been known to use virgin as an insult, not really anyone here.

"Everyone here just torments him in a way that requires minimal effort - similar to a school bully. Teasing online in various forms costs nothing and doesn't take up any time to do."


One key difference being that school bullies will find you, but all Pat has to do online is block and stop responding.

I remember the Hooligans Billboard threads from a few forums ago. People looked into what would constitute harassment and found that something he couldn't easily avoid, like a billboard, could possibly count as such. The idea died for that reason, if only because nobody wants to give the Pig the satisfaction of being right about users here breaking a law. He's really bad at lying for all the practice he gets.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It's Patrick who's been known to use virgin as an insult, not really anyone here.

"Everyone here just torments him in a way that requires minimal effort - similar to a school bully. Teasing online in various forms costs nothing and doesn't take up any time to do."


One key difference being that school bullies will find you, but all Pat has to do online is block and stop responding.

I remember the Hooligans Billboard threads from a few forums ago. People looked into what wound constitute harassment and found that something he couldn't easily avoid, like a billboard, could possibly count as such. The idea died for that reason, if only because nobody wants to give the Pig the satisfaction of being right about users here breaking a law. He's really bad at lying for all the practice he gets.

Just think of all the people Piggy has slandered on the internet by calling them incels and virgins.

 

[Clint Ruin]

If you want any circumstantial evidence that he is lying about the vandalism, read lines 1-10 below

Seth Simons writes a blog post: included as an exhibit; here's the extant URL, too

My car and motorcycle were vandalized and I have preserved video of the trespasser, photographic evidence of the vandalism, and reported the incident to the police: not included as an exhibit; just take my word for it, child. I don't owe you video, photos, or a police report, Judge Little One

Why would you withhold any of that information and not file it as an exhibit unless it was totally fabricated? Also, it's "white male", not "white-male", Professor.

I love when he gives us too much credit and all, but I saw tweets from 2017 and further back calling him Fatrick. His name is Patrick and he's fucking fat, we weren't the first to put those two facts together

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

We’re giving every piece of evidence we have of Piggy’s bad behavior and criminal acts to both Barnes and Pena right?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Note how he did not deny being:

- Fat
- Virgin
- Deadbeat

 

[guest]

This is such bullshit and he knows it

These are lies. Lies he tells himself to this day.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Honestly I'm surprised he didn't write that we regularly call him badass pat on the site and we stalk him because we all hate handsome political mavericks.

 

[guest]

Your honor, they tease me for signing away all parental rights to my only child so I can spend my time playing with Star Wars toys.

It says here you did sign away your child.

No, judicial child, the problem is I don't own Star Wars toys.