A hilarious aspect of Richard's lolsuit

[TorquieTwoBeers]

If you want any circumstantial evidence that he is lying about the vandalism, read lines 1-10 below

Seth Simons writes a blog post: included as an exhibit; here's the extant URL, too

My car and motorcycle were vandalized and I have preserved video of the trespasser, photographic evidence of the vandalism, and reported the incident to the police: not included as an exhibit; just take my word for it, child. I don't owe you video, photos, or a police report, Judge Little One

Why would you withhold any of that information and not file it as an exhibit unless it was totally fabricated? Also, it's "white male", not "white-male", Professor.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Him having to call himself Fatrick in court documents no matter what happens, is a giant win for us.

 

[Phish]

“I am regularly referred to as Fatrick” yes. Yes you are. You’re also commonly referred to as pig, faggot, Patso, P@t, and not annabelles dad too.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Him having to call himself Fatrick in court documents no matter what happens, is a giant win for us.

It's fucking great.

It still makes me laugh that the username JoeCumiaHuffsDiapers is in the original John Does legal document too.

 

[FurBurger]

"Mr Tomlinson, I don't believe Rolex make a car stereo..."

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"someone trespassed at the home where I live and vandalized my house where I live with my wife."

PantShitter Patty.

 

[Username]

"someone trespassed at the home where I live and vandalized my house where I live with my wife."

PantShitter Patty.

How the fuck did that get into a legal document. Does he have a dyslexic editor and lawyer. Your a so called author Pat the second where I live is clearly redundant. Also just say my home the home where I live is something a 4 year old says.

Does he think there was a word count or does wine lawyer charge by the word?

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

They vandalized my house, where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys.

 

[ISO__JOE]

0 percent chance that this happened. He would be oinking up a storm on Twitter with an entire photoshoot and praying it went viral.

 

[Coonskin]

This is such bullshit and he knows it

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The fact he had to use Fatrick in a LOLsuit document is the best money I never had to spend.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Chubs had his car vandalized multiple times before we found him, and each time he posted pictures and oinked about it on his social media. But not this time.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Lawsuit: They called me a mean word!! Please put them in jail???!!!

 

[UnPRePared]

Also, it's "white male", not "white-male", Professor.

Triple Fuck up, he spelled "White whale" wrong.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I know it was no one here. Since he’s fathered a child (but you ain’t her Daddy now are you Piggy?) we’ve never called him a virgin. Fat for sure, because well our eyes work. But no one here is wasting gas money on driving to that shithole to write anything. Especially because virgin would be a dumb insult.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Chubs had his car vandalized multiple times before we found him, and each time he posted pictures and oinked about it on his social media. But not this time.

Brinton probably told him not to because there’s an active lawsuit. May be the one time he listened to a lawyer or authority figure.

 

[UnPRePared]

Brinton probably told him not to because there’s an active lawsuit. May be the one time he listened to a lawyer or authority figure.

Who here would really spend the effort, the time, and the potential money just to vandalize the asshole? Really?

Everyone here just torments him in a way that requires minimal effort - similar to a school bully. Teasing online in various forms costs nothing and doesn't take up any time to do.

For somebody to trash his car and home (allegedly), that entails such a high risk, low reward. You've left the realm of anonymity, now you're really breaking the law. Craziness here aside, I don't think anyone in here is that stupid.

He is a fucking liar.... Who probably sends unsolicited nudes to happily, monogamously taken women.

And fat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The gay virgin thing doesn’t make sense since we make sure to always bring up that he abandoned his only daughters. Funny he wouldn’t write about that on his property.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I know it was no one here. Since he’s fathered a child (but you ain’t her Daddy now are you Piggy?) we’ve never called him a virgin. Fat for sure, because well our eyes work. But no one here is wasting gas money on driving to that shithole to write anything. Especially because virgin would be a dumb insult.

Wrong, child. You all live in Milwaukee. You've admitted that yourselves multiple times on your forum.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

0 percent chance that this happened. He would be oinking up a storm on Twitter with an entire photoshoot and praying it went viral.

Exactly. He’s too vain to keep it to himself.