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52nd SWATTing

Josef Kuminski

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Interesting, I wonder how he can explain that it is pretty convenient these swats happen when there are no guests in the half a hovel. For someone who fears for his and his families life, he sure has no problem putting other peoples lives in danger by renting out the other half of the hovel out as an Airbnb.
a foreign national huh? That’s from Jackie Singh’s master detective work right? Cause it turned out to be a teenage boy. God his takes age worse than milk.
 
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Special boys deserve special individually catered policies.

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Confirmation that the Lenny from the Simpsons bit is still ongoing:

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This is such an understated point. The logistics of trying to get a major metropolitan police force on the same page with a new policy just for our special little boy are staggering.

Another point that doesn’t get enough air time imo is Rick’s arrogance on the subject. He assumes that the police should know that any violent 911 call to his property is definitely fake. This fat, aggressive, medicated, unhinged retard definitely would never do anything violent that would warrant a 911 call. He has such main character syndrome it’s insane
 

DominusOdium

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This is such an understated point. The logistics of trying to get a major metropolitan police force on the same page with a new policy just for our special little boy are staggering.

Another point that doesn’t get enough air time imo is Rick’s arrogance on the subject. He assumes that the police should know that any violent 911 call to his property is definitely fake. This fat, aggressive, medicated, unhinged retard definitely would never do anything violent that would warrant a 911 call. He has such main character syndrome it’s insane
A guy who once plotted to wait until his wife gave birth and then murder her and the baby and who has gotten into aggressive shouting matches with cops says "Don't come to 911 calls to my house ever again unless you know today's secret word" and for some reason the police don't take that as a good idea or their duty. Huh.
 
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A guy who once plotted to wait until his wife gave birth and then murder her and the baby and who has gotten into aggressive shouting matches with cops says "Don't come to 911 calls to my house ever again unless you know today's secret word" and for some reason the police don't take that as a good idea or their duty. Huh.
Damn yeah I didn’t even think about his how prior police record would fit into this. You’re 100% right. Imagine the field day the media would have if a legit 911 came in and they didn’t respond?

Plus, I’m sure Rick’s reputation is well known amongst the denizens of Milwaukee especially the law men. I mean, rootin tootin, bar fightin, successful knife fighting pig has to be a dangerous legend by now right?
 

DominusOdium

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Damn yeah I didn’t even think about his how prior police record would fit into this. You’re 100% right. Imagine the field day the media would have if a legit 911 came in and they didn’t respond?

Plus, I’m sure Rick’s reputation is well known amongst the denizens of Milwaukee especially the law men. I mean, rootin tootin, bar fightin, successful knife fighting pig has to be a dangerous legend by now right?

I'd love to hear what cops say about him and his horseshit
 

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I wonder to myself... Hey self? How many victims of Torswats are still getting swatted even after his capture? Because it only seems like there's one. I wonder if any FBI agents are thinking that to themselves too.

Hope your phone is more waterproof this time, genius.
 

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A little refresher of the incident that Pigtits thinks is "loud and scary":

The fact that we got that audio is proof that God is a patposter. It's one of the least likely things that has happened in this 6 year string of unlikely events. That was the episode that should have been criticized for unrealistic writing. So we're supposed to believe one of his random neighbors just happened to be recording this insane meltdown? And someone from here just asked her for it and she gave it to them? Seems a bit far fetched.
 

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The fact that we got that audio is proof that God is a patposter. It's one of the least likely things that has happened in this 6 year string of unlikely events. That was the episode that should have been criticized for unrealistic writing. So we're supposed to believe one of his random neighbors just happened to be recording this insane meltdown? And someone from here just asked her for it and she gave it to them? Seems a bit far fetched.
Surely this endeared him to his neighbors. Everybody likes the drunk drama guy with the cops at his house every day, except days when he has strangers with out of state plates coming and going. But weirdly never at the same time.

Absolutely no way he's the crazy scary neighbor on the block to be avoided.

No no kids, don't go near the house with the backwards fence and the cameras all over it. I don't know what that fat man in a robe is doing writing on his siding and dumping a can of paint in his driveway but it's none of our business. He's just obviously got a mental illness. Perhaps diabetes related dementia, judging from his body size. Try not to make eye contact if you're in the alley and he's drinking, sitting on what appear to be abandoned pallets.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Surely this endeared him to his neighbors. Everybody likes the drunk drama guy with the cops at his house every day, except days when he has strangers with out of state plates coming and going. But weirdly never at the same time.

Absolutely no way he's the crazy scary neighbor on the block to be avoided.

No no kids, don't go near the house with the backwards fence and the cameras all over it. I don't know what that fat man in a robe is doing writing on his siding and dumping a can of paint in his driveway but it's none of our business. He's just obviously got a mental illness. Perhaps diabetes related dementia, judging from his body size. Try not to make eye contact if you're in the alley and he's drinking, sitting on what appear to be abandoned pallets.
Don’t forget he also had a photo shoot for the time he decided to run around his area shirtless. Who knows how many awful photos he took since he posted more than 5 on social media.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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He really thought he was giving them the business. Pat we heard the audio. You were screaming like a girl with a skinned knee. ( These are from a 20 tweet explanation)

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God what a faggot. He even admits they were going to leave then he engaged by screaming at them. That's why they didn't cuff and stuff his fat ass. If he'd flown out of the house right as they arrived he would have been kissing pavement, but because they'd already handled the call there wasn't a reason to risk use of force issues
 

RickReternal

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God what a faggot. He even admits they were going to leave then he engaged by screaming at them. That's why they didn't cuff and stuff his fat ass. If he'd flown out of the house right as they arrived he would have been kissing pavement, but because they'd already handled the call there wasn't a reason to risk use of force issues
Ah so you’re saying that Rick’s titanic rage is actually performative and he’s really calculated and fake? Cool, I always thought so.
 

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Surely this endeared him to his neighbors. Everybody likes the drunk drama guy with the cops at his house every day, except days when he has strangers with out of state plates coming and going. But weirdly never at the same time.

Absolutely no way he's the crazy scary neighbor on the block to be avoided.

No no kids, don't go near the house with the backwards fence and the cameras all over it. I don't know what that fat man in a robe is doing writing on his siding and dumping a can of paint in his driveway but it's none of our business. He's just obviously got a mental illness. Perhaps diabetes related dementia, judging from his body size. Try not to make eye contact if you're in the alley and he's drinking, sitting on what appear to be abandoned pallets.
The phrase " main character syndrome" gets over used but it 100% applies to Pat. He doesnt care about anyone else but himself. He love making a scene in public because he thinks he has the spotlight on him and its his time to shine.
 

Rick Roblinson

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Surely this endeared him to his neighbors. Everybody likes the drunk drama guy with the cops at his house every day, except days when he has strangers with out of state plates coming and going. But weirdly never at the same time.

Absolutely no way he's the crazy scary neighbor on the block to be avoided.

No no kids, don't go near the house with the backwards fence and the cameras all over it. I don't know what that fat man in a robe is doing writing on his siding and dumping a can of paint in his driveway but it's none of our business. He's just obviously got a mental illness. Perhaps diabetes related dementia, judging from his body size. Try not to make eye contact if you're in the alley and he's drinking, sitting on what appear to be abandoned pallets.
I bet everyone in the neighborhood calls him Old Man Tomlinson.
 

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The fact that we got that audio is proof that God is a patposter. It's one of the least likely things that has happened in this 6 year string of unlikely events. That was the episode that should have been criticized for unrealistic writing. So we're supposed to believe one of his random neighbors just happened to be recording this insane meltdown? And someone from here just asked her for it and she gave it to them? Seems a bit far fetched.
Imagine what he must have been saying before the recording started that made his neighbor get out their phone.

That bodycam footage must be amazing. The way things go around here, I bet it gets released on a Norm/11 anniversary.
 
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