5’2? Most certainly not. 4’10”

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

His head swelled up, and he has a barrel chest now. It also looks like his arms and legs shrunk. Don't do steroids kids.
Side note, they are all short fuckers

Why would anyone be a comedian if they were a fucking freak?

 

[LingerLonger]

Spent his whole life working out just to end up with the weirdest physique in human history.

You fell for one of Rogan's lies about being an athlete when he was younger. Joe was a faggot theater dweeb who went into acting. His first three decades of his life before he latched onto the UFC were his twink phase. Where he obviously was not working out, was mostly sober, and not taking roids and HGH. A completely different person.

At some point he's around all these giant roided out monsters in the UFC and gets self conscious about his midget physique. So he begins taking roids and HGH which makes him all bloated and unnatural looking. Then he starts getting roped into these fad diets like "eat what you kill" or "raw meat only". And on top of that is drinking booze and smoking pot and doing other drugs every night so his mind is warped as well.

Rogan is the classic high school and college loser who played Dungeons and Dragons and blew his friends in their treeforts. Then discovered sports and drugs at age 40 and went ballistic playing "catch up" with his peers who were on sports teams and smoked pot in their 20s. He's the pot head who first toked up at age 45 and will now not shut up about it. And started working out at age 40 and overcompensates by taking Barry Bonds level drugs when Rogan isn't even a professional athlete. Hipster fag to the core.

I'm more taken aback by how fucked up his proportions are than one of those thousand pound bitches with the fat feet and foreheads. He looks like a little shaved animal. Why the fuck is his torso so short? Regular human organs can't all fit in there. Joe Rogan is a fucking alien.

It's the HGH and steroids that warp your body. You see bodybuilders that have the big HGH bubble but. Or their shoulders and knees are ruined by age 20 because their joints can't compensate and account for the extra weight and strain. Rogan is not taking this stuff under supervision of a doctor with small medical doses. He's injecting gallons of this crap into his system then eating elk meat and drinking booze. It's sad and hilarious how much he hates his own body.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Rogan looks so weird bc he’s locking his knees as hard as he can to gain that extra 1/4”