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Stealthy Geek can’t decide if he should abandon his daughter, before or after she’s born.
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32 year old Fatrick was quirky
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Fantasy football is a geeky thing to do, you effeminate dweeb. He didn't ask you that because he thought you were the alpha of the bar. Delusional if it even happened.
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Its at least a somewhat believable reason for a person to have a laptop at a bar back in 2012 but that would only be if the person was in a draft. But in that situation he would most likely be with other people (bars still host draft parties) and at a table. It’s a stretch but if the bartender did ask him it’s because they were trying to find any reasonable reason for someone sit at a bar alone with a lap top.
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Also Fatrick doesn’t have any friends that would invite him to play in their league. He’s a huge sports guy but doesn’t even play fantasy because nobody likes him and he doesn’t know anything about the game. He would be the guy who tries to draft the entire packers team not realizing that defeats the purpose of fantasy football. Then cry it’s not fair.
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"Stealthy Geek" was born the moment Jon Snyder and his Monster can cock ruptured Adrienne's cervix.
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I mean, I do one "friends" league and then join a bunch of yahoo pro leagues, hell my last one is drafting in an hour and change. He doesn't do that shit because, like all games, you don't always win. You think you've got a great team, then Tyler Higbee catches three touchdowns outta nowhere and your league's Taco beats you. Then your star RB tears his ACL and you realize you've got nobody on your bench to replace him. Then, because you're depressed from losing all your matchups, you get blackout drunk and send terrible trade offers.
Honestly, any retard can just copy and paste the fantasypros rankings and build a halfway decent team. But no doubt Rick would be the asshole who tries to reinvent the wheel. I'll take two Tight Ends with my first two picks!
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Yeah I know it gets goofed on but I play in a league with friends I grew up with, I thought it was silly but it’s a nice way to keep in touch and bust each other’s balls for some laffs. Patrick of course doesn’t have any friends to invite him into a league which shows you how nobody likes him. There’s years our league is like 1-2 short and end up inviting even someone we barely know so we have a full league. But Pat can’t even get that kind of invite. I bet if you ask him he would say he doesn’t play because he’s too good and thinks the rules are bullshit or something stupid.
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”I like football but also mainstream comic book movies, isn't it so weird that I enjoy two of the most mainstream and popular activities?!”
It does make me laugh to see how even more transparently manufactured his stupid fake persona was back then, though
It does make me laugh to see how even more transparently manufactured his stupid fake persona was back then, though
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Exactly, he would at least come off somewhat interesting if he DIDNT like all the mainstream comic movies and was a fan of more cult / obscure work and was a fan of European football. Instead he goes for the most popular mainstream professional sport and mainstream movies that have all been box office hits and are designed to sell merchandise.
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Dude, no lie. The first league I ever joined, a Pittsburgh fanboy took the Steelers Defense in the first round. He got some strange looks.
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I've never once seen a tweet about a non-wisconsin team. He's as much a sports fan as my grandmother, he knows less about the game than a 10-year-old who plays Madden.
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"Where everyone to their detriment, knows your name."
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Not even Badger football, it's all Milwaukee and yes Green Bay is Milwaukee they even used to play 3 a year in County stadium. Pro Sportsball only.
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He knows he’s a fake fan which is why he keeps his sports tweets to very basic shit. He will argue about the most useless political shit but never sports because he would get his ass handed to him in embarrassing fashion. He can’t name any Packers outside of Aaron Rodgers and if they lose he cries the refs did it instead of an actual reason. Sports guys LOVE to debate sports but mr know it all and never wrong will never go near a sports opinion. At the most he cries “Kap should be on a team” (how original) with zero reason and doesn’t “demand” his precious Packers should sign him. He once even claimed Kaep would win a Super Bowl not knowing he actually was a QB in a Super Bowl and lost.
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He only cared about the Bucks until they were 3 games up in the finals. Fake fan, child.
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Has he ever posted a picture of him doing simple vehicle maintenance like changing his oil or a fucking bulb in a brake light? Shit does he know hot to refill his washer fluid?
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In fairness a dozen niggers are hard for him to like after that night he returned from Hooligans and the full crew were there dropping farts in Niki.
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Man, 2012. The future looked so bright for Rick back then. He was 75 pounds lighter, looked young, hairline was consistent ... amazing how one stupid tweet, coupled with how badly you handle the backlash to it, can really wreck everything.
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Never.