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Also "lappy" lmao
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32 year old Fatrick was quirky
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Also "lappy" lmao
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I fucking hate him
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Pat is the only person/faggot that calls it a “lappy”
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Always crying about refs. Shitty fan that really doesnt know the game beyond the generic rules. He couldnt identify formations as they happen. He just bitches about holding and roughing the passer.
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Woooah, this guy is into Marvel movies AND sports? What a masculine yet intellectual specimen!
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"No, bartender-child. I'm just here to draw attention to myself by appearing intriguing."
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Holding is tradecraft level shit, never met a good offensive lineman that couldn't get a good grip and not get flagged, fatty would know that if the pussy played the game.
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He referred to himself, in third person, as "Stealthy Geek"? Sweet baby Jesus, what a fucking tool.
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Bartender asked that because that would be at least somewhat acceptable reason to have a laptop in a bar back then at least. Of course he’s still doing it in 2021 just for attention.
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Really explains why he has zero friends and still hangs out at the same bar years later all alone.
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That’s always his reason for his team losing, never them just getting out played or defense giving up too many points. Only idiots blame everything on the refs, yes they miss calls but that’s part of the game. Does he complain when the Packers get away with something that should have been a penalty? According to big sports Pat the Packers would win every super bowl and be forever undefeated if not for those cheating refs.
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Reminder that Rick describing what "StealthyGeek" means is prime copypasta:
My Twitter handle is @stealthygeek. The reason for that is I love football. AMERICAN football. Not that game of footsie they play overseas. I love football, I ride motorcycles, I drive a muscle car. Like, I do things that are seen in other circles as being more traditionally masculine. I work out a lot. You know, things like that.
And so, but at the same time, I have a Lord of the Rings tattoo on my arm, an armband tattoo of the script from the One Ring, ok? I'm a NERD, too. Like, big time. But I wanted to be able to blend those things because I think that the distinctions between them are completely artificial and unnecessary.
My Twitter handle is @stealthygeek. The reason for that is I love football. AMERICAN football. Not that game of footsie they play overseas. I love football, I ride motorcycles, I drive a muscle car. Like, I do things that are seen in other circles as being more traditionally masculine. I work out a lot. You know, things like that.
And so, but at the same time, I have a Lord of the Rings tattoo on my arm, an armband tattoo of the script from the One Ring, ok? I'm a NERD, too. Like, big time. But I wanted to be able to blend those things because I think that the distinctions between them are completely artificial and unnecessary.
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>AMERICAN football. Not that game of footsie they play overseas.
he's said this so many times. On podcasts, in his standup, on his YouTube and on Twitter
He's not a trashy midwestern rube, because he reads LOTR. He's also not an obese feminine loser, because he's really into sports. He also has a lot of sex, has a lot of friends, knows a lot about cars, runs triathlons, and beats people up at bars to fight toxic masculinity.
Btw, have you noticed that every book series he claims to have read has movie adaptations? I think he just watches the movies and claims to have read the books as well. Every "reader" I know talks and posts about the latest book they're reading. Fatrick never does.
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I don’t think anyone ever - not a woman or man - has EVER called a laptop a “lappy”. That was never a popular slang for a laptop at anytime in history. He thought he was sounding young and hip using a phrase that wasn’t a phrase. It really explains why he has zero friends and a family that avoids him.
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To him “Stealthy Geek” is his greatest creation, he brags about it like it’s a famous stage name like Lady Gaga. He def tried to get people to call him it as a nickname from him speaking in the third person. It’s like that Seinfeld where George tried to get people to call him T-Bone.
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I got a buddy, still friends to this day, but back in 5th grade he decided to bestow a cool nickname upon himself. I think it was "Rocket", something that implied he was super duper fast. Myself and the other lads teased the shit out of him all day and he dropped "Rocket" hard. Granted, he was in the 5th grade, probably envisioned making the big transition to middle school and have all the girls whisper "hey, that's Rocket!"
32 years old and Stealthy Geek decides Stealthy Geek is his cool nickname. 42 years old and Stealthy Geek has an autistic fit if you call him Pat, Rick, call his wife Nikki or his mom Mama Raven. Stealthy Geek gets to be in charge of what people call Stealthy Geek.
32 years old and Stealthy Geek decides Stealthy Geek is his cool nickname. 42 years old and Stealthy Geek has an autistic fit if you call him Pat, Rick, call his wife Nikki or his mom Mama Raven. Stealthy Geek gets to be in charge of what people call Stealthy Geek.
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Suicide demand noted. See you in court, child. Wait quietly for the knock.