2925 WrestleMania thread

[Imager]

Vince is one of my heroes, I know all about his homosexual / heterosexual / incestual eccentricities.

Also this is a good time to remind everybody there’s nothing illegal about pooping on a 40 year old woman’s head and encouraging her to suck and fuck your friends and employees for $3M under the protection of an NDA, which she broke.

God save Vince McMahon

Yeah but it is illegal to have her sign the NDA and then stop paying her, per the terms of the NDA....

 

[Imager]

The DMAN has never watched him wrestle, but he strikes him as the kinda dude who simply isn't as good as he thinks he is, or is almost as good as he thinks he is, but is way too stupid or boring to actually succeed.

Apparently the guy has been getting over in the past year and that fans have actually really been popping for him. There are plenty of cases of guys getting signed up by the WWE, and then WWE corporate promising them shit and not delivering. It wouldn't surprise me at all if that was the case here.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yeah but it is illegal to have her sign the NDA and then stop paying her, per the terms of the NDA....

She broke the terms of the NDA when she stooged it off to her "friend" who "leaked" it to the press. What is the point of an NDA when it goes public and people accuse you of being a sexual degenerate and weirdo.

The NDA became null and void and thus Vince kept the rest of his money. Someone should have told her how contracts work.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Fuck that old bitch. That would of been a highlight for me. Her delayed fall is annoying. There was another accident with a cart where a dumb bitch jumped in front of it to see Rey Mysterios kid.

Way back in the day, when I was a kid, my friend and I got front row seats for a WWF show at our local high school, back when that was still a common thing. Hulk Hogan (still a heel) was wrestling Pat Patterson. He threw Patterson over the top rope, and Patterson landed on us. He didn't grab our cocks or try to molest us, though. My buddy threw a peanut M&M at him while he was on the floor, and he said "knock it the fuck off". It's all part of the show.

 

[johnnynoname]

Way back in the day, when I was a kid

and there it is

 

[nasty twp]

Way back in the day, when I was a kid, my friend and I got front row seats for a WWF show at our local high school, back when that was still a common thing. Hulk Hogan (still a heel) was wrestling Pat Patterson. He threw Patterson over the top rope, and Patterson landed on us. He didn't grab our cocks or try to molest us, though. My buddy threw a peanut M&M at him while he was on the floor, and he said "knock it the fuck off". It's all part of the show.

He landed ON you or in front of you? If the former then didn’t your preteen bones snap? He was a big lad.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He landed ON you or in front of you? If the former then didn’t your preteen bones snap? He was a big lad.

Right on our feet. We were both like holy shit, Pat Patterson just landed on our feet. There was no barrier of any kind, just folding chairs a few feet from the ring. But it was different then, and there was no risk of some twirling acrobat landing on us, or driving an ATV into the crowd. Andre The Giant was at that show, and before the show, he was with Sgt. Slaughter, in a huge van, drinking beer. A bunch of us ran over there, acting retarded, and Andre yelled at us in that big giant voice, and told us to get lost. Andre dragged a folding chair to the ring, and I'll never forget seeing that chair bending to the absolute limit beneath Andre's enormous giant ass.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Can't believe no one's mentioned Stone Cold crashing his ATV into the barrier and freaking out that lady standing in the front row into a hissy fit...

‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin sends woman flying after driving ATV into WrestleMania barrier

Add another three count to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's WrestleMania resume.

sports.yahoo.com

No more Stone Cold ATV entrances going forward, I'd imagine...

He missed the ramp or something. Fucking hilarious. He was fawken zooted.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He missed the ramp or something. Fucking hilarious. He was fawken zooted.

Why the FUCK won't Youtube let that embed. Fucking Jews.

Anyway, the fact they're still trotting out guys like Steve Austin out there is like if back when Steve Austin was on top, WWF were like "we really need Bruno Sammartino back to put the company over". The only time they did it was when they brought back Jesse Ventura to referee a match in 1999, but he was a celebrity outside of wrestling and was relevant to the public (I guess he always was).

 

[DMAN]

I just looked her up, bitch looks like modern day Zac Effron

She used to be hot when she was younger. Many such cases.

 

[nasty twp]

He missed the ramp or something. Fucking hilarious. He was fawken zooted.

All those phones in the air, the crowd only saw and experienced that through the panopticon lens. It's heartbreaking.


Or it would be, had that moment actually come off as planned, and had it meant something other than a cheap nostalgia pop.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

All those phones in the air, the crowd only saw and experienced that through the panopticon lens. It's heartbreaking.


Or it would be, had that moment actually come off as planned, and had it meant something other than a cheap nostalgia pop.

You'd think once you've seen a dozen people filming with their phones (let alone about 30,000 other people), you'd figure "hey if something goes wrong, there'll be footage on Youtube". No, everybody's gotta have raw footage of Steve Austin missing a ramp on their channel with 31 subscribers.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

You'd think once you've seen a dozen people filming with their phones (let alone about 30,000 other people), you'd figure "hey if something goes wrong, there'll be footage on Youtube". No, everybody's gotta have raw footage of Steve Austin missing a ramp on their channel with 31 subscribers.

and yet not much footage of the faker feigning injury from those 30,000.