17 tweets deep into arguing with a rando under a Rob Schneider tweet and he drops this little gem of pathological narcissism:

[fusciasomething]

I feel like he writes with the express purpose of using as much punctuation as possible. I'm just a child though so what do I know

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Asimov had a PhD and was a professor of biochemistry.
Heinlein was an engineer.
Clarke had math and physics degrees and worked with radar and came up with the idea to use satellites for telecommunications.

Those are examples of having a "working, professional understanding of science."

To Patrick's credit, his work on the groundbreaking theorem of Every Thing Above 100 F/Below 0 F Will Kill You, elevated him to the status of one of the great scientific minds of the last 200 years.

 

[Coonskin]

To Patrick's credit, he developed the theorem of Every Thing Above 100 F/Below 0 F Will Kill You.

Half the forum read the post wrong hahaha buncha retards

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Anyone know what high school this dork went to? I want to see if he was even on the honor roll.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Half the forum read the post wrong hahaha buncha retards

It’s a snowball effect. I read his tweet and then read others peoples comments and almost thought the same thing. Bunch of fucking drones ova here.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Some nerds would say Star Wars is "science fantasy" rather than science fiction. The force is more like the magic of a fantasy setting than the hard science of an Asimov book. The distinction is meaningless because most people consider sci fi and fantasy to be the same genre.

Fat's fake nerd personality really bothers me. He acts like he writes hard sci fi when it's really just lame jokes and thinly veiled political pandering. Jerry Pournelle was able to write "mil-spec sci fi" about the Cold War without naming a character Fonald Peagan or stealing plot points from movies, you hack.

Whats really sad is he has a blank canvas to write whatever fantasy, sci-fi story, he can make his own truths like his life and is so bad at it. it's not like he is writing about the Old West where people can pick it apart time period correctness/technologies, his writing doesn't even stand up to Harlequin novels

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Whats really sad is he has a blank canvas to write whatever fantasy, sci-fi story, he can make his own truths like his life and is so bad at it. it's not like he is writing about the Old West where people can pick it apart time period correctness/technologies, his writing doesn't even stand up to Harlequin novels

Snyder's Monolith: Book II of the Space Daughter Chronicles

 

[TokenX]

Anyone know what high school this dork went to? I want to see if he was even on the honor roll.

Well, it was his honor to eat a lot of rolls in high school. Cinnamon ones and sometimes orange rolls.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Understand of science? The community college drop out with zero college degrees and writes sci fi trash that is just rip off’s of more popular works. The characters all talk like him which is teenager girl snark. Also he’s currently without a contract and zero prospects on the horizon so technically he’s a former writer.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Smart people don’t have to tell people they’re smart. People decide from ones behavior and actions if they’re smart or stupid. Just like how tough guys don’t have to tell people they’re tough guys.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Anyone know what high school this dork went to? I want to see if he was even on the honor roll.

Here you go!

His only contributions to his high school yearbook was a single picture (potentially taken in a shortbus classroom where they put the "special" kids) and this blurb:

So yeah. Not on the honor roll, zero sports, zero after-school activities, zero social life, but daydreaming about Y2K survivors turning to a new light for guidance and wisdom... Patrick.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Asimov had a PhD and was a professor of biochemistry.
Heinlein was an engineer.
Clarke had math and physics degrees and worked with radar and came up with the idea to use satellites for telecommunications.

Those are examples of having a "working, professional understanding of science."

Tomlinson has been to the Milwaukee Museum of Science, child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Asimov had AIDS. That’s about all he has in common with the half hovel.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Asimov had AIDS. That’s about all he has in common with the half hovel.

A whole other meaning to “PrePing the bull”. This is PFGTV and we’ll be back after a word from our many sponsors.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

How is it that every single person who encounters Pat is absolutely fucking hilarious?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Here you go!

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His only contributions to his high school yearbook was a single picture (potentially taken in a shortbus classroom where they put the "special" kids) and this blurb:

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So yeah. Not on the honor roll, zero sports, zero after-school activities, zero social life, but daydreaming about Y2K survivors turning to a new light for guidance and wisdom... Patrick.

So not only did Pat get mediocre grades, no sports, no clubs, he didn’t even play any musical instrument and sounds like he didn’t even have a part time job in high school. I had friends who didn’t do the sports & clubs but played in bands or did work study half day which was people going into mechanical / trade work. Pat did NOTHING while in high school, lazy fuck couldn’t even work part time while getting a C average. His inflated ego is insane for such a stupid lazy untalented person.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I feel like he writes with the express purpose of using as much punctuation as possible. I'm just a child though so what do I know

Many of us have noticed that he seems to love colons.

 

[guest]

I feel like he writes with the express purpose of using as much punctuation as possible. I'm just a child though so what do I know

This is one of the ways that we know "YouWillNeverFindMe1488"'s email was written by Patrick himself

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is one of the ways that we know "YouWillNeverFindMe1488"'s email was written by Patrick himself

He always uses 24 words for something that can be explained in 6 words.

 

[Chive Turkey]

"Yes child, writing about space lasers that go pew pew is basically the same as having a PhD in Astrophysics."