You think Pat is still learning Spanish?

[HotDogJoe]

I haven't seen any of his embarrassing attempts at it on Twitter for a long time so I suspect he might have abandoned it like a daughter.

Another failure to throw on the pile.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He got embarrassed when he learned what Gordo meant since he’s been called that by Spanish people for years.

 

[TokenX]

Nah. It gets hard after you learn the basic conjugations and like a couple hundred words. Piggy has collapsed into the mud. No more bilingual larping.

Now watch him write "Yo amo comidas" or something soon.

 

[FurBurger]

Let me respond with a question:

Do you think he's still training for marathons?

EDIT: He's taken "training for marathons" off his GoodReads/Amazon/website/Angry Robot bios. I guess Carol really got to him.

This might be the single most self-aware thing he's every done, although he's forgotten to memory hole this SFFWorld interview and his Twitter history (trigger warning - very un-PC speech by Patrick in there). Twitter Pt2.

Google knows what's up.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

What can I say. The man is fluent in spanish. He speaks it while ordering food at spic restaurants

 

[Brooke Shields]

I tried learning Korean while in limbo in a cubicle job, I know how to say hi and jeez only because of Running Man.
Nothing will stick to someone over 10 unless it's used every day

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

He'll pretend he's a fluent speaker when him and drinky go to Costa Rica on their taxpayer funded trip. He'll tell all sorts of stories about ordering everything in Spanish and not notice all of the locals visible disgust at him.

Hopefully some spic cartel member hears him gloating (lying) about how rich he is.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I hope the Zetas gut him like fish.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Let me respond with a question:

Do you think he's still training for marathons?

EDIT: He's taken "training for marathons" off his GoodReads/Amazon/website/Angry Robot bios. I guess Carol really got to him.

This might be the single most self-aware thing he's every done, although he's forgotten to memory hole this SFFWorld interview and his Twitter history (trigger warning - very un-PC speech by Patrick in there). Twitter Pt2.

Google knows what's up.

REMINDER: Patrick knows exactly who Carol is, and will never sue him because the only way he can argue defamation is to commit perjury.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I hope the Zetas gut him like fish.

The Zeta vs the Beta

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

REMINDER: Patrick knows exactly who Carol is, and will never sue him because the only way he can argue defamation is to commit perjury.

Carol has enough coin for a legal hog-slaughter. This quixotic farce hasn't exposed a defendent that really wants to fuck Patrick up.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

El cerdo joto no tiene tiempo para aprender español, esta muy ocupado tragando basura y matándose con alcohol.

 

[Phish]

Creo que el puerco es muy gordo y feo. No me gusta.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I hope Costa Rica is the next country to have their president assassinated and Pat gets caught in the crossfire. Or better yet, wrong place wrong time and gets framed

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Especially if that President is ground into pepperoni after the coup de grace.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Who needs Spanish, child? When I can directly influence Argentinian law by typing in English. Such is my power, atalker.