You smell what The Rick is cookin'?

[Riccardo Bosi]

FINALLY... THE RICK, HAS COME BACK... To Hooligan's.

Josiah Munoz, you say The Rick is fat. You say The Rick is a faggot. You say The Rick has bitch tits.

Well The Rick says this: he doesn't care about his child, he doesn't even care about cat piss-stained floorboards. Oh no. The Rick only cares about one thing: Monday Meatloaf. You see, The Rick doesn't care about your candy ass fake journalism. The Rick does not pay what some roody poo judge tells him to.

So Josiah, take a right turn at Know Your Role, Little One Boulevard, and SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH!

So here's what The Rick is gonna do: The Rick is gonna turn to Niki, tell her to grab the special belt, lube up that sumbitch, turn it sideways, and STICK THE DILDO STRAIGHT UP THE RICK'S CANDY ASS!!

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLELELELELLLOW

WHAT THE RICK































....is cookin', child.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

bah gawd, that's The Pringlescan's music!

WHO, IN THE BLUE HELL... ARE YOU?

"well I'm Jon and my dick's really big"

*obvious miscue as The Rick forgets where the punchline goes"

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!

NOW YOU MAY BE FUCKING MY WIFE, AND RAISING YOUR OWN ADDITIONAL BIOLOGICAL KIDS WITH HER, BUT...

WELL THE RICK SAYS THIS: WAIT UNTIL THE RICK'S LAWSUIT COMES TO ITS CONCLUSION, WHICH IS ME PAYING FOR A LOT OF IT.

BECAUSE THE RICK GOT DIDDLED BY HIS MOTHER

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Triple H Cup.
The Undercaker.
CM Chunk.
Rob Van Ham.
Gravy Boy Smith.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

1 Like...... Patrick puttin up da numbahz

 

[guest]

His entire Twitter account is a troll job. All he does is spread hate. Fuckin’ noobs.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

If Fat could employ a fraction of the comedic talent it takes to put something like this together in his engagement with us he'd be way more fun.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Non Penis

Doof Jigglies

Broad Nodad

Failey

I-suck-a

Yoko-boomah