You know what dudeee. Ya got your bloated corpse, your failed radio career, and a video of you mushing an annoying bitch. Boom! Ya got Mike Calta.

[Antwan Kumiya]

Bobby’s pal mike calta taking some bitches phone and mushing her in the face.

Video here. (Slow motion included so you can really see the fat angry face scrunch)

https://twitter.com/miseryclips/status/1688632828370538497?s=46&t=8K-fgLUcGOKy5WgAOX6vZA

And streamable link for the twitterless brothermen:

 

[eggfeller]

is this recent? that guy’s smugness always bugged me + he’s almost too grotesque to look at. in fairness, that woman’s shrieks sounded ridiculous & it probably took a lot of restraint to not beat her to death right then & there

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

is this recent? that guy’s smugness always bugged me + he’s almost too grotesque to look at. in fairness, that woman’s shrieks sounded ridiculous & it probably took a lot of restraint to not beat her to death right then & there

Idk it’s a tough one man. I’m not sure. It’s making the rounds today so I think it is but then again, he is also stuck in obscurity so it may have been around for awhile and no one cared or noticed.

 

[guest]

He looks like Harvey Weinstein...it's over for him.

 

[HH Brother]

Who?

Fuck that amerimutt slob, funster. He had a case until he took her phone and instigated her chimping out over it just so his uncle tom could step in.

 

[BobKellysKnee]

Who?

Fuck that amerimutt slob, funster. He had a case until he took her phone and instigated her chimping out over it just so his uncle tom could step in.

I gotta disagree. As soon as a phone is in my personal space, all bets are off.

 

[HH Brother]

I gotta disagree. As soon as a phone is in my personal space, all bets are off.

Agree to disagree, kneester. She was arms length away and could've been way more of a cunt about it, and she just wasn't.

If she was in his face with it, that's different. Then it's perfectly acceptable for this landwhale to fatly swing at her.

Just playing Devil's Advocate here. MUH WIGSTER.

 

[BobKellysKnee]

Agree to disagree, kneester. She was arms length away and could've been way more of a cunt about it, and she just wasn't.

If she was in his face with it, that's different. Then it's perfectly acceptable for this landwhale to fatly swing at her.

Just playing Devil's Advocate here. MUH WIGSTER.

Fair enough. People can disagree without fighting.

It looks to me she was doing it to try to "get him". I have no patience for shit like that.

 

[HH Brother]

Fair enough. People can disagree without fighting.

It looks to me she was doing it to try to "get him". I have no patience for shit like that.

Yeah that's where we can find common ground, kneester.

She was. The typical White woman trying to get her viral bullshit going with a literal fat nobody.

 

[THE D]

I think I know wha happen. Calta has been mooching off Stupid Bert Kreischer's dopey movie fame and now he thinks he's in charge.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I remember thinking calta was a fake tough guy faggot when he and Brennan were going at it.

 

[guest]

"HE COMMITED A BATTERY HE COMMITED A BATTERY AGAINST ME HE JUST COMMITED A BATTERY"

WE HEARRRRD YOUUUUUU

 

[Nana Cumia]

Fuck that bitch with her stupid phone. He should have smashed it.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

No idea who that fatso is or what's going on with that chick but let me see if I care?...Nope.

 

[guest]

I gotta disagree. As soon as a phone is in my personal space, all bets are off.

nice nigger tier self control, stupid. You a long time listener of the mike calta show?

Digusting wannabe mafioso trash. Id love to pull a coco cogliano on him

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Real ass nigga of the week

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Jesus those coon eyes are a sign of sleep apena or insomnia either way get ready for a coronary tubo

 

[not that Jack Horner]

that dude is a hero to fat assholes everywhere

if there is one fat man or asshole on that jury

he walks (lol)

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I have no idea who any of these post O&A also-rans are. They pop up like mushrooms despite having nothing interesting to say. Just shut your stupid mouths and get real jobs already.

His shirt says "Don't poke the bear". I hope he gets cancer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His chins aggressively bobbing up and down during the mush makes it seem a lot more violent than it was. I'm not even kidding, watch the slow mo part and look at his extra chins. Lotta motion in them chins.

I'd reach over somebody to get my phone if they snatched it and wouldn't give it back too, but I wouldn't be recording someone during an altercation in the first place. He really didn't need to touch her though. I would've just made her play fetch with her phone.