You ever wake up at 6am and want to talk about abortions?

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
He has drafts ready that he'll post as soon as the Trump verdict is announced and he's going to pathetically try to go viral. His Xitter addiction consumes his entire life and he doesn't even get paid for it.
Oh thats why he is up early. He is hate watching the Trump trial. He wants to be the first to comment and hopes his victory lap goes viral off it.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
They all have been obsessed with seeing trump get perp walked and in an orange jumpsuit yet pretty much nothing will happen.
It will make all those hours that Pat spent glued to TV watching the news for the last 4 years a total waste of time. He wants so bad to say " I told you so" about all those prison demands he has been tweeting since he was elected in 2016. I cant wait for it all for nothing and it all ends in a slap on the wrist. He is going to actually cry over it and then drink angry and stay angry.

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Lard Glug

Lard Glug contains neither lard nor glug.
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