Yes! It just came in! Can't wait to read it!

[Brooke Shields]

That's right brothermen, it's time to legitimize this forum again and review books! I felt like jumping straight into book 3 for this one, no parTicular reason.

The serie's author is Shane Moore, but for some reason only some other guy's name is on the front, maybe trying to distance himself from a poor 3rd installment? We've all been there! Wonder what happened...


I always find it good when the books short description involves 3 imaginary & difficult to pronounce words while being in an equally hard to see font, and in only 2 sentences!
And the quote is nice, written by James Kerwin, a presumed pervert who likes werewolf movies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_C._Kerwin

Sherioushly folksh, I do wonder if Pat's awful prose and one-tone snark characters will be easily seen. Or is Moore's experience enough to carry any fat retard babbling along with you while you write a story, we shall see.

 

[Harry Powell]

Fucking excited for this. TYFYS

 

[Mikekeke]

Good luck, bro.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I don't think anyone has ever managed to finish reviewing one of his books because they're so bad.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Don’t follow this one? Did fat co-write this gay horse shit fag shit? Or is this one of his pedophile friends fucking fag shit?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Kellacun"

Killa Kuhn??

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"Kellacun"

Killa Kuhn??

Why do the names always match the story, brotherman?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Don’t follow this one? Did fat co-write this gay horse shit fag shit? Or is this one of his pedophile friends fucking fag shit?

I think pat took over writing the series and killed it with his shitty writing. No deal pat strikes again.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Godspeed, brotherman.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I think pat took over writing the series and killed it with his shitty writing. No deal pat strikes again.

Patty, Howie Mandel has a message for you from the entire publishing community:

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't think anyone has ever managed to finish reviewing one of his books because they're so bad.

I remember a while ago, I planned to read one of his books all the way through to see if I could unearth any gems but I tapped out on the first page. His writing is legitimately that bad.