"Yeah but it's not alliterative."

[Raymond]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1425163095614369800

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m not even able to follow what the fuck he’s oinking about here. He thinks he was alliterative in his second sentence of original tweet?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

This tweet is as absent of alliteration as his refrigerator is absent of artwork from his daughter

Deadbeat dad doesn't get drawings from daughter

 

[guest]

So we can add alliteration to the laundry list of literary devices he doesn't know how to use. Quick, Pig! Fail to use anaphora or chiasmus properly! Or was Rhetoric not on offer in the first semester at Hayseed Community College?

 

[guest]

Fat fucking faggot fingers his feline's fartbox for fun.

Alliterative enough for ya?

 

[Brooke Shields]

This little piggy is a GAYmer

 

[Raymond]

I’m not even able to follow what the fuck he’s oinking about here. He thinks he was alliterative in his second sentence of original tweet?

Punish, Promote - Is my late guess. I just thought he had no clue at all what alliterative means at first.

Probably thinks he cleverly dismissed the guy's point, the cunt.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Tough tubby Tomlinson twirls his titanic tits on Twitter

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This unemployed 41 year old man has all his video game systems proudly on display. Pig isn’t sure how to frame this as Republicans bad so he’s making excuses and ignoring that Cuomo has been saying for months he won’t step down but now there’s too much evidence and it’s only going to get worse.

Cuomo was the Democrat golden boy (he was set to be the front runner in 2024 if Biden didn’t win, plus had CNN on his side thanks to his dumb brother) but now he’s no longer needed. Democrats love the golden child until someone new comes along and the old one is thrown away. Remember Beto O’Rourke? Michael Avenatti? They were all about them until someone new came along. Cuomo has now joined them in the has-been pile.

 

[HotDogJoe]

stlakers sit silently since swinish sow says so

 

[Will Tate]

I’m not even able to follow what the fuck he’s oinking about here. He thinks he was alliterative in his second sentence of original tweet?

I've read through this shit 4 times now and the only conclusion I can come to is that Patrick S. Tomlinson doesn't have a fucking clue what alliterative means.

And he's such a disingenuous cunt, BTW, Democrats don't "punish the abusers in their ranks" until they have no other choice.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Fried-Chicken Fiend Farts Forcefully in Fiance's Fleshwallet.

My poor ribs.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat spent 2 hours going back and fourth with someone on this. That person then deleted their tweets in the interaction. Pat chalks it up as a win when its really just two hours he wasted arguing on the internet for nothing. This is all he lives for. twitter completes him.

 

[Coonskin]

Here's something that's alliterative: Fat Faggot Fatrick Feasts on French Fries

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Milwaukee's Malformed Mongoloid Meatloaf Manufacturer Moans Milquetoastly

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Pandering pig Patrick predictably prattles "progressive" (parallel) political positions. People perceive Patrick's pondering poorly.

 

[Udders]

Tough tubby Tomlinson twirls his titanic tits on Twitter

*to twitter trannies.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat spent 2 hours going back and fourth with someone on this. That person then deleted their tweets in the interaction. Pat chalks it up as a win when its really just two hours he wasted arguing on the internet for nothing. This is all he lives for. twitter completes him.

Pat will come back to that thread a year from now to talk tough and gloat about winning. Then will claim he doesn’t dwell on old tweets. We joke but twitter really is his entire life, he’d much rather fight with strangers and brag about “winning” than be in his daughters life.

 

[Mikekeke]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1425163095614369800

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In the first sentence, there's 'this' and 'the.' In the second sentence there's 'the' and 'their.' If that counts at alliteration then everybody uses alliteration in every sentence they've ever said that wasn't one word. He really wants credit for the most inane things. Stupid stuck up swine stinks and sprays shit into sofa.

 

[Mikekeke]

Pat will come back to that thread a year from now to talk tough and gloat about winning. Then will claim he doesn’t dwell on old tweets. We joke but twitter really is his entire life, he’d much rather fight with strangers and brag about “winning” than be in his daughters life.

He probably bookmarks every twitter argument and sets anniversary notifications for each one like that box on the front page of Wikipedia. On this date... you argued with a stlaker named Pepperoni Pedo Pig.