Wtf is up with Patrick's forehead scar?

[guest]

He definitely suffered brain damage or something, right?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His mom must have been crouching over a rock pile while giving birth to him.

 

[TokenX]

Isn't that just when Jon cock-slapped him? Heard it cracked his skull and he needed 90 stitches.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Probably from the clamps that the veterinarian had to use to pull his pumpkin head out of Mama Ravens dirty cunt

 

[guest]

His mom must have been crouching over a rock pile while giving birth to him.

Wrong as always, child. I got this bad boy fighting off a group of armed white supremacist Trump supporters who were trying to attack a school of innocent Muslim trans WOC. After the police arrived, they clapped and cheered.

 

[Mikekeke]

Isn't that just when Jon cock-slapped him? Heard it cracked his skull and he needed 90 stitches.

I heard Ade needed ninety stitches to keep everything intact down there after her and Jon's first time together.

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's a throbbing vein ready to pop in righteous indignation at the fascist Trumpets, child.

Sadly, it's the only throbbing vein he has, hence the need for Niki to make use of Jamal's instead.

 

[based and white pilled]

I'm a wizard, child.

-Damian

 

[Caverlock]

One of Pa Tomlinson's spurs caught him while performing YMCA.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Probably from getting his face slammed into the headboard whenever Papa Raven would rape him.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Mama Raven had to have him lobotomized as a child after he tried to burn the house down when she disagreed with him one time.

That's the rumor I heard anyway.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

An stroke about to pop. Mel wills it.

 

[Guyincognito]

That’s clearly from blading when he was a highly successful pro wrestler in his youth. You know, the same time he was a self defense instructor (with no discernible muscle tone) and competitive marksman

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Doctor probably instinctively punched him in his misshapen head when mama raven queefed him out of her rancid shitbox.

 

[Harry Powell]

He was a severely hydrocephalic child and that’s where they had to place the drain.

 

[A House Nigger]

I thought there’d be more lobotomy jokes

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Bernell's uppercut while defending himself.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Dairy Potter

 

[kingship75]

I got this scar from eating pussy, child.

 

[guest]

All wrong children, it's from a bar fight when a gang of Nazis came into his local watering hole and terrified all the trans people and he beat them senseless as all the zers cheered. Unfortunately one Nazi landed a shot with a pipe before hero Pat dispatched him with a roundhouse kick.