DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
“No more nipples, breasts, or bra in my shirt today…”
If she didn’t let bro Joe squeeze ‘em so hard maybe she’d be in a better place
I used to be an active stomach sleeper but it kept fucking up my lower back. I've managed to consciously avoid my stomach while sleeping and have had many a night where I moved into that position, and my brain woke me up to rotate.
You have to ditch the pillow and hang an arm off the bed, zeroster. Pretend you're hammered and have the spins, basically.
It's entirely possible that I end up on my stomach when I'm Nana-wasted, but I wouldn't really know. I sleep warm so I typically have a leg or arm hanging out of the comforter anyways.
Keep it on the DL bro, when people figure out you, me, and Abe Vigoda are the same person, Wyyz forums will close.
I disavow @NoBacon. I prefer our apostate persona to a heretic.
I can pretty much only sleep on my left side anymore. My left side is all fucked up too so it's probably not the best for me. On the rare occasions I fall asleep on my back I start to snore and wake myself up. I've never been able to sleep on my stomach at all. Also, if I lay on my left side if I have heartburn or acid reflux or whatever, it makes it not feel so bad and if I lay on my right side it makes it worse.
left side. only correct way to sleep unless you're a girl.
Wanna start a support group about it?
It's the least rapeable sleeping position. People think sleeping on your back is and then BOOM they wake up getting their dick sucked by a man.
This single phrase is funnier than 45 minutes of Nice Podcast Stupid. Oh my god, my fucking chest is aching.
