Will this Hurricane be the One that Gets Nana & Missy?

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Speculate!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Nah it's going the other way. It'll race over Florida and go out to sea.

 

[wbgreen]

Helene at least gave us hope that just because Nana can't afford to live anywhere near the coast and had to build a shack in Appalachia, he is still not safe.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Nah it's going the other way. It'll race over Florida and go out to sea.

You're raining on my dreams.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

If they got swept away, they'd have to identify Missy Muscles by her nasty feet.

 

[JebJoh]

Dont worry there will be another big one before this season is over. With any luck it will take out florida and the Greenville area.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Would it be better if Nana perishes and Muscles survives? To watch her lose her mind on Twitter because Nana "forgot" to put her in the will would be grand.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

You're raining on my dreams.

I seriously believe that one day, in the not too distant future, some sort of grave misfortune will befall Nana and that vile twat he lives with. Something awful, and brutal, that they both richly deserve. And everyone will laugh and laugh.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I wish, but no. It’s lookin like it will futtbuck Tampa Florida

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I seriously believe that one day, in the not too distant future, some sort of grave misfortune will befall Nana and that vile twat he lives with. Something awful, and brutal, that they both richly deserve. And everyone will laugh and laugh.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I hope!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Like, for example, Nana keels over and dies while Missy is playing with herself at church. She comes home, sees Nana on the floor, races over, and slips in a puddle of Nana's diarrhea, blows out her back, and cannot move. And over the next week or so, she slowly starves to death next to his corpse, because no one cared enough to do more than tweet "?" at them. Something like that, along those lines. Of course, a plain old tornado would be just as good.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Like, for example, Nana keels over and dies while Missy is playing with herself at church. She comes home, sees Nana on the floor, races over, and slips in a puddle of Nana's diarrhea, blows out her back, and cannot move. And over the next week or so, she slowly starves to death next to his corpse, because no one cared enough to do more than tweet "?" at them. Something like that, along those lines. Of course, a plain old tornado would be just as good.

If she was lying next to Nana's corpse, she'd eat him to survive. Of course, no one would check on them so the cats would eat her.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Like, for example, Nana keels over and dies while Missy is playing with herself at church. She comes home, sees Nana on the floor, races over, and slips in a puddle of Nana's diarrhea, blows out her back, and cannot move. And over the next week or so, she slowly starves to death next to his corpse, because no one cared enough to do more than tweet "?" at them. Something like that, along those lines. Of course, a plain old tornado would be just as good.

That’s pretty good. Here’s my fantasy of their future:

Missy Claims to Have Employment & Will be Missing Mass!

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[iFapToJusticeGorak]

If she was lying next to Nana's corpse, she'd eat him to survive. Of course, no one would check on them so the cats would eat her.

Would you get a buzz from eating his dead body?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Would you get a buzz from eating his dead body?

I would assume the alcohol would act as a preservative. I didn't consider the possibility of Missy resorting to cannibalism. I mean, she would without hesitation, no question, but I imagined her paralyzed, and unable to move at all. Eventually, the mailman would report a "terrible smell" coming from that address. Then Joe would have to lumber on down to SC to power wash the place, and he'd fuck it all up, and ruin the resale value of the house while claiming he made it better.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Nana's praying he gets the FINGER OF GOD

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If they got swept away, they'd have to identify Missy Muscles by her nasty feet.

Records show she had parts of a broken set of dentures in her arm and fist.