Wife just "childed" me

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Ive had 5 coors lights and am getting a little giggly....was giving her a hard time and she said "get out of here......child"


Im dead

 

[UnPRePared]

Ive had 5 coors lights and am getting a little giggly....was giving her a hard time and she said "get out of here......child"


Im dead

I didn't know you were married to a Butch lesbian.

Boy, I hope Tyrone wasn't around.

 

[wbgreen]

She pulled her mask off.

You were married to Patrick this whole time!

”Got you now, stlaker!”

 

[Lard Glug]

Fuck her face, cunt, mouth and asshole.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

...and no, child, I will not make the bed. Those are your DeLuSionS, stlaker husband.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

 

[SFWA liaison]

impregnate her, wait til the baby is born and kill them

 

[Caverlock]

I Josiah'd out and told a stray cat that kept hissing at me for no reason to shut its fucking meowth.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I Josiah'd out and told a stray cat that kept hissing at me for no reason to shut it's fucking meowth.

I am straight Ricking this bitch and she is NOT a fan.

Next time your old lady is busting your balls just talk like Rick to her.

You. didnT. lisTen.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Drinkin on a Monday night? Welcome to the board Patrick

 

[Brooke Shields]

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looks like she's mid haunting but doesn't want to scare whoever is visiting

 

[CruisinColin]

My kid tried to talk to me while eating a peanut butter sandwich. Let's just say the little fuck won't be doing that again.

 

[PogromStallone]

This is not okay. You need to beat her.

 

[UnPRePared]

At what point do you waste $100K of someone else's money to sue us for making fun of you?

 

[Steve Ramone]

Swat yourself

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Fuck her face, cunt, mouth and asshole.

in opposite order

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

At what point do you waste $100K of someone else's money to sue us for making fun of you?

Wait for the knock stlaker, Coldberg and Co. are a team of sharks?

Do I hear drums???

((Smiles showing only teeth))

 

[DougOutDoug]

I just finished a book and the author used the phrase or some variation of "I Got Your 6" like 8 times and it made me irrationally angry

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I just finished a book and the author used the phrase or some variation of "I Got Your 6" like 8 times and it made me irrationally angry

Fawwwk...I've been hearing this shit more and more lately. People are just huge faggots, I guess.

It's the hot Ninety .........fugitive!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SIX?!?!

 

[RoTheHo69]

You. didnT. lisTen.

iT does noT maTTerr