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Whopper or quarter pounder?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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My buddy always orders a double whopper with cheese and bacon which is ridiculous enough, but he never asks them not to put tomatoes on it, he disassembles it at the table or in the car or wherever and it makes me want to murder him. I bring it up every time I see him do it. "Why don't you just order what you want on the burger? They had the whole 'have it your way' theme song and shit, man." To which he responds "I don't do fast food tomatoes." Which isn't even an answer to my fucking question. He's a retard and a glutton and he's going to hell. I got him a Joey Chestnut shirt for Christmas one year.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I'm a fan of the Whopper vs any of McDonald's flagship burgers, but I'll take a McD's double cheeseburger over anything Burger King serves. Anyone remember when the BK Chicken Sandwich used to be good?
You are incorrect and have diarrhea. The only time I get a whopper is when I live beside a BK
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Brother Joe Web site visitor number 38
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I'm a fan of the Whopper vs any of McDonald's flagship burgers, but I'll take a McD's double cheeseburger over anything Burger King serves. Anyone remember when the BK Chicken Sandwich used to be good?
I'll counter Turk's reply and say you're spot on. That double cheeseburger tastes so damn good
 
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