Who wore it better? Striped shirt edition.

[RobertMewler]

I was watching a video this man made about building a chicken plucker and personally think he looks much better than slobbo despite having a similar-sized belly.

Big dick alpha male energy v. micro dick womanly energy:

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Unlike Rick, that guy looks like he might actually know something.

 

[Coonskin]

Unlike Rick, that guy looks like he might actually know something.

didn't notice the "pig" at first nice touch brotherman

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The other gentleman’s gut looks like it’s hard and muscular though, Pats looks like loopy hanging jiggle jello fat. The other guy comes off as a skilled worker of some sort. Rather he’s a mechanic, machinist, carpenter whatever. He did design a chicken plucker, so that dick swings low, he’s accomplished something and a very useful thing as well, since Chicken is the most consumed meat on the planet.

 

[guest]

As well as the obvious physical differences (guy on left has traps and barrel chest, Fat somehow manages to have a pencil neck and a double chin simultaneously and has tits) look at the eyes.

The guy on the left has narrow hunter's eyes. He is a man with work and financial commitments, almost certainly a family to take care of. He lives in the real world which is a serious world. This is reflected in his eyes. They are focused, mistrustful and serious. The eyes of a man who doesn't suffer fools.

Now look at the eyes of the Fat One. Prey eyes. Glassy, vacant, docile. The eyes of a daydreamer. Almost bovine, one might say. Porcine would be more appropriate except pigs are intelligent. They are the eyes of a deranged child, concerned only with nonsense and flights of fancy. Unfocused, dumb and deluded. The eyes of an immature fantasist with no responsibilities or achievements.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s wearing a shirt with a mustang logo, a good portion of his wardrobe is clothes with the mustang logo. He really thinks driving a mustang makes him interesting, unique, and an important part of his personality to the point he needs clothes to show everybody he’s a special mustang driving boy. The white trash at auto races wear shirts with auto logos but Pat believes he is different and far above that crowd. It’s amazing how he tries so hard to be seen as something only to be ignored by everyone.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He’s wearing a shirt with a mustang logo, a good portion of his wardrobe is clothes with the mustang logo. He really thinks driving a mustang makes him interesting, unique, and an important part of his personality to the point he needs clothes to show everybody he’s a special mustang driving boy. The white trash at auto races wear shirts with auto logos but Pat believes he is different and far above that crowd. It’s amazing how he tries so hard to be seen as something only to be ignored by everyone.

He is the same as ask me about my hat Joe Cumia

 

[RobertMewler]

As well as the obvious physical differences (guy on left has traps and barrel chest, Fat somehow manages to have a pencil neck and a double chin simultaneously and has tits) look at the eyes.

The guy on the left has narrow hunter's eyes. He is a man with work and financial commitments, almost certainly a family to take care of. He lives in the real world which is a serious world. This is reflected in his eyes. They are focused, mistrustful and serious. The eyes of a man who doesn't suffer fools.

Now look at the eyes of the Fat One. Prey eyes. Glassy, vacant, docile. The eyes of a daydreamer. Almost bovine, one might say. Porcine would be more appropriate except pigs are intelligent. They are the eyes of a deranged child, concerned only with nonsense and flights of fancy. Unfocused, dumb and deluded. The eyes of an immature fantasist with no responsibilities or achievements.

Damn! That's a good description!