Who will Anthony leave his money and possessions to?

[CumiaPoodle]

He hates his ex wife. he has no children. He hates his ex radio partner. (Not that he’d need anything that was once Anthony’s) the Author of the cultural Phenomenon “White girl bleed a lot” has since past.

I can’t imagine it will all go to Joe, he harbors way too much cuck little brother resentment to do that.

He may not have a lot liquid cash but I’m sure he has some. He’s got a house, guns, and a lot of cool shit because he buys toys like a child.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I would like his gaming PC and any 1911s he has.

 

[HH Brother]

Who gets the anal egg, Suester?

 

[wbgreen]

If he has a will, he would leave his estate to Dawn to manage. However, Joe and Missy will spring into action before the paperwork is in the mail, grabbing whatever they can from his home like it's Supermarket Sweep.

 

[RoTheHo69]

NYU Langone.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I wouldn't be surprised if Joe pressured Anthony into making him executor of his estate. Anthony, eternally avoiding conflict, probably just said "I'll be dead anyway, who cares"

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Who gets the anal egg, Suester?

That opens up an interesting line of questions. If she dies unexpectedly, there’s going to be a lot of stuff she’s not going to want found. I bet when the old girl started feeling sick the other day, her mind went through every horrible embarrassing thing she wasn’t able to throw out or destroy.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I wouldn't be surprised if Joe pressured Anthony into making him executor of his estate. Anthony, eternally avoiding conflict, probably just said "I'll be dead anyway, who cares"

Shit you might be right. A Nana aficionado. If only Ben dovid helped cover up a couple dozen more rapes he could have been swimming in rockstar shirts.

 

[guest]

That opens up

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bobo

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Bobo

Ribs without a fucking doubt bobo is going to get some shit out of this. But he’ll probably kill himself since the old lady is the only thing in his life worth having.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Nana would never ever sit down and have a serious conversation about this (“Why would I want to be sad? HA HAAAAAA REMEMBER MANNIX??”), so her measly ‘fortune’ will probably go to whatever lackey had the foresight to forge his signature.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Bobo

I hope Bobo gets Compound Media and turns it around. The morning show is him trying to film Mr Maloonigans and it gets a million views per day.

 

[Single Action Army]

I would like his gaming PC and any 1911s he has.

Dumbfuck probably buys prebuilts and foreign made

 

[Nana Cumia]

I hope Missy Muscles steals as much as possible. She deserves it for putting up with Nana.

 

[Single Action Army]

Bobo

Jesus fucking christ that would redeem everything Nana ever did.

Joe, Missy, and Keith in the attorney's office, salivating and rubbing their hands. Then the lawyer announces "and to my most loyal and true fan, I leave all my possessions, Daniel Kurland."

Then he walks forward with a Loony Toons dollar sign sack. " Shut up, cunts, it's Bobo Time."

 

[wbgreen]

I'd believe that, except Bobo plans to be buried alive in Ant's tomb, like slaves in ancient Egypt.

 

[Zombie247]

Dawn. All day long.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Joe will find a way to get nana’s remaining 82 bucks.

 

[Toast]

The serious answer is his niece and nephew hopefully. They have to live in his shadow forever, being related to Count Fagula and all. Cant imagine the hazing they get in school.