Who is ready for a drunk twitter meltdown tonight

[Clint Ruin]

I'm very excited

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He's either gonna go full tard, or stay Twitter silent. Either way, fat and mad

 

[Heyfellas]

Josiah should call and let Patrick know he’s on assignment for the New York Times

 

[TokenX]

Hes gonna kill someone. His life is virtually over.

 

[Will Tate]

Not me, after today excitement I'm gonna need to relax and decompress with a good book for which I'll be leaving an honest and helpful review.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Josiah should call and let Patrick know he’s on assignment for the New York Times

For real this time, Pat! Honest!

 

[guest]

Grover knows how this story ends...

 

[Clint Ruin]

Not me, after today excitement I'm gonna need to relax and decompress with a good book for which I'll be leaving an honest and helpful review.

I hope it's a book with a transgender crab

 

[Will Tate]

I hope it's a book with a transgender crab

And a gay space marine who hot-bunks with elderly aliens who still look like children.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I have a feeling he broke his phone already

 

[Will Tate]

I have a feeling he broke his phone already

Best thing he could do for himself.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Best thing he could do for himself.

Eh, he could probably stand to lose a coupla pounds.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He is on the phone with Mama Raven right now, she is explaining to him how he is right and how the justice system is broken, just keep being who you are and don't let the idiots win, my special little boy

 

[Clint Ruin]

I have a feeling he broke his phone already

I can't wait for his updated Flip3 review, "shatters immediately when launched from a scooter moving 5mph".

 

[Hoolies]

Grover knows how this story ends...

It kinda began this way too - public humiliation and imposing masculine figure pointing out his inadequacies, shattering his life. Pat might just sign away the twenty grand and flee the state to file a second, better lawsuit.

 

[guest]

The phone lines at Hooligans better be full tonight

 

[Clint Ruin]

It kinda began this way too - public humiliation and imposing masculine figure pointing out his inadequacies, shattering his life. Pat might just sign away the twenty grand and flee the state to file a second, better lawsuit.

He's talking about suicide. "The Monster" is how Rick described his suicidal ideation. Cuz he's fucking fat.