I'm calling it now- this election cycle is going to be Peak Cumia unravelling. Think of all of the identity issues that he is dealing with at once.
1) Intelligence- Even his dimwitted GF is all but screaming at him "stop letting Gavin bully you into lying about the J's. They've got him by the balls and he's an informant. You're just a pedo and Feds don't care about that, you dumb mother fucker!" He's slowly realizing that even dumb people see him- correctly- as uniquely stupid.
2) Booze. He can't indulge. Day to day he's getting through. He's nostalgia posting, he's Christ Posting, on the surface he's preparing to die in a reasonable way. That's fine for now bc it's a new transition. As days turn to months? HE'S LITERALLY NEVER DONE THIS LIFE THING SOBER. EVER.
3) Sheckles. His real post-tinknocker identity is not edgy radio guy, it's not cooze hound, etc....it's Rich Smart Money Guy. That's what he really prides himself as being. Anthony fucking Cumia understands market dynamics. Got it?
....He has no money. Worse, he blew it all. Publicly. If you're white you probably have a boomer dad or an uncle who lives better than Ant. Ant is upper middle class, at best. Opie is not rich, Opie is wealthy. There is no hiding from this dichotomy anymore. Ant's house sucks, the fucking roof leaks, the garage floor is cracking, he has a roach problem (hasn't admitted it but he does, I promise you) and it's hideous. He loves cars and drives a Ford SUV. Opie's condo alone was worth 7.5 in 2015. It's worth what, 15 now? More? Ant sold the McMansion at a loss.
4) Appearance. Yes, he's a veteran of being ugly. But he doesn't look elderly. He looks disgusting. Children flinch when they see him. He's the guy who tried to commit suicide but only blew half of his face off.
5) Health/pain- The spaghetti-nigger cannot laugh. His signature laugh is gone; he can't do it. I don't know if it hurts his belly, his heart, his head...I don't know. But he can't laugh. Imagine all of the other shit he can't do.
What can he do? He can tweet. Like a mother fucker. And tweet he will, gentlemen. It's going to be a wild ride.
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