Which is cool because I look amazing

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

There's an episode of Trailer Park Boys where Bubbles tries to domesticate a mountain lion but of course the thing gets free. It smells Randy grilling, Randy runs for it and the mountain lion knocks over the grill and eats all the food. So Randy goes to Mr. Lahey and tells him the truth, Lahey goes "did you eat six cheeseburgers again Randy? Did you eat six cheeseburgers and blame it on a tiger? We talked about this, Randy!"

So yeah Patrick, if looking like a fat gutted, gay, white trash Canadian who occasionally prostitutes himself makes you look "amazing", you truly look "amazing". "Amazing" enough to eat six cheeseburgers in a single meal.

EDIT: Found the clip on youtube. It was actually seven cheeseburgers, not six.

 

[UnPRePared]

There's an episode of Trailer Park Boys where Bubbles tries to domesticate a mountain lion but of course the thing gets free. It smells Randy grilling, Randy runs for it and the mountain lion knocks over the grill and eats all the food. So Randy goes to Mr. Lahey and tells him the truth, Lahey goes "did you eat six cheeseburgers again Randy? Did you eat six cheeseburgers and blame it on a tiger? We talked about this, Randy!"

So yeah Patrick, if looking like a fat gutted, gay, white trash Canadian who occasionally prostitutes himself makes you look "amazing", you truly look "amazing". "Amazing" enough to eat six cheeseburgers in a single meal.

'Goddamn Patrick needs ta lay off the fawkin hamburgers!"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

There's an episode of Trailer Park Boys where Bubbles tries to domesticate a mountain lion but of course the thing gets free. It smells Randy grilling, Randy runs for it and the mountain lion knocks over the grill and eats all the food. So Randy goes to Mr. Lahey and tells him the truth, Lahey goes "did you eat six cheeseburgers again Randy? Did you eat six cheeseburgers and blame it on a tiger? We talked about this, Randy!"

So yeah Patrick, if looking like a fat gutted, gay, white trash Canadian who occasionally prostitutes himself makes you look "amazing", you truly look "amazing". "Amazing" enough to eat six cheeseburgers in a single meal.

Steve French

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Tubbles

 

[HotDogJoe]

He might be the least self aware person on the planet.

 

[guest]

Those are pecks, child.

Note that a supposed published author and serious weightlifter mis-spelled "pecs" (pectorals).

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Those are pecks, child.

Note that a supposed published author and serious weightlifter mis-spelled "pecs" (pectorals).

No, I think Pat's right. A peck's a unit of measurement equal to 2 gallons of dry volume. His piggy titties are filled with 2 gallons of meatloaf -- each.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

No, I think Pat's right. A peck's a unit of measurement equal to 2 gallons of dry volume. His piggy titties are filled with 2 gallons of meatloaf -- each.

As a licensed professional engineer I’ll vouch for the math here

 

[Guyincognito]

Nice triangular tits stupid. There’s no doubt about that those hooters could put up 250 lbs

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Nice triangular tits stupid. There’s no doubt about that those hooters could put up 250 lbs

There is no way i can believe he’s not retarded when I look at these.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There's an episode of Trailer Park Boys where Bubbles tries to domesticate a mountain lion but of course the thing gets free. It smells Randy grilling, Randy runs for it and the mountain lion knocks over the grill and eats all the food. So Randy goes to Mr. Lahey and tells him the truth, Lahey goes "did you eat six cheeseburgers again Randy? Did you eat six cheeseburgers and blame it on a tiger? We talked about this, Randy!"

So yeah Patrick, if looking like a fat gutted, gay, white trash Canadian who occasionally prostitutes himself makes you look "amazing", you truly look "amazing". "Amazing" enough to eat six cheeseburgers in a single meal.

EDIT: Found the clip on youtube. It was actually seven cheeseburgers, not six.

One of the best scenes in the show “You said this wasn’t going to happen again!”

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

i would kill myself if i had pictures of me like that on the internet

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And those are photos where he is sucking in and trying to use a "flattering" angle.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

There's an episode of Trailer Park Boys where Bubbles tries to domesticate a mountain lion but of course the thing gets free. It smells Randy grilling, Randy runs for it and the mountain lion knocks over the grill and eats all the food. So Randy goes to Mr. Lahey and tells him the truth, Lahey goes "did you eat six cheeseburgers again Randy? Did you eat six cheeseburgers and blame it on a tiger? We talked about this, Randy!"

So yeah Patrick, if looking like a fat gutted, gay, white trash Canadian who occasionally prostitutes himself makes you look "amazing", you truly look "amazing". "Amazing" enough to eat six cheeseburgers in a single meal.

EDIT: Found the clip on youtube. It was actually seven cheeseburgers, not six.

Fuckin lord of the onion rings

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

What a sad sack of shit to take selfies like this

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He's got a goddamned C-cup.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pleased to see my first ever Pat Pic lives on to fight the good fight.