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A delusional woman? Now I’ve heard everything! Ha ha haI always thought it hilarious that Elizabeth Short grew up in Dorchester. I imagine her a delusional young woman of low stock, telling her family: "Fawk you guys, I'm goin' to California to be a movie stahhhh!"
And then the first person she met out there found her stupid wannabe-Kennedy accent so infuriating that he cut her in half. LOL.
It might be the mushrooms, but this is the only take on the Black Dhalia that I will now accept. I did three years of grad school in Cambridge and never got accustomed to that horrible Masshole accent.I always thought it hilarious that Elizabeth Short grew up in Dorchester. I imagine her a delusional young woman of low stock, telling her family: "Fawk you guys, I'm goin' to California to be a movie stahhhh!"
And then the first person she met out there found her stupid wannabe-Kennedy accent so infuriating that he cut her in half. LOL.
If you say Cambridge, people have to guess whether it’s Harvard, MIT, or both.Oh studied in "Cambridge," didja? Ya false-modesty havin' Harvard prick?
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