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When I was a kid in England...

NoBacon

You wanna suck em?
my grandad had a stroke in the night, didn’t want to alert anybody and just got dressed smartly and made his breakfast and then asked somebody to drive him to work “if it wasn’t too much of bother” (he was eventually talked into going to hospital).

They called him NoBrains, the most retarded and kiked faggot in England, he was! "No no boss, I can come into work! It's just a stroke. Sure, I'd love to suck your cock instead of taking my lunch hour today. I'm just a stupid goy."
 
my grandad had a stroke in the night, didn’t want to alert anybody and just got dressed smartly and made his breakfast and then asked somebody to drive him to work “if it wasn’t too much of bother” (he was eventually talked into going to hospital).

They called him NoBrains, the most retarded and kiked faggot in England, he was! "No no boss, I can come into work! It's just a stroke. Sure, I'd love to suck your cock instead of taking my lunch hour today. I'm just a stupid goy."
Iam so sorry 😞 you need to escape that hellhole while your still Abel before Russia nukes you guys
 
Missed the point entirely, somebody asked what Britishness is, and it’s stoic grit in the face of turmoil, a stubborn sense of wit at all times and an unyielding sense of fairness. Not anymore, obviously - it’s been poisoned by the imported third world culture of laziness and blaming rich people and glorifying being a victim.

NTWTHTHAGO.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Missed the point entirely, somebody asked what Britishness is, and it’s stoic grit in the face of turmoil, a stubborn sense of wit at all times and an unyielding sense of fairness. Not anymore, obviously - it’s been poisoned by the imported third world culture of laziness and blaming rich people and glorifying being a victim.

NTWTHTHAGO.
Dude. The British had some sail boats. They just imported shit.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
English breakfast is pretty good, just gotta add some diiiiiiiping sauce or hot sauce since Englishmen like their food bland! #Ruizing

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I really can't knock that.

You know what I can knock? HP sauce. That shit sucks. When I was a kid I'd put it on my steak and potatoes because my grandfather did and I was a little kiss-ass who copied everything he did. I got some a few years ago and put it on a steak and it fucking ruined it.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
I really can't knock that.

You know what I can knock? HP sauce. That shit sucks. When I was a kid I'd put it on my steak and potatoes because my grandfather did and I was a little kiss-ass who copied everything he did. I got some a few years ago and put it on a steak and it fucking ruined it.
Did you put salt in your beer too, Abe?
 
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