What's with these cows and them thinking 6' is tall?

[TokenX]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m 6’2 and I’ve never felt exceptionally tall nor particularly special for it. Maybe because it isn’t my defining characteristic and I’m not a fat, ugly cunt.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

First of all, if he’s six feet tall he’s easily 290 pounds or more.

Second of all, WHO CARES if you’re six feet? You look like Jerry Lewis when he swelled up on prednisone and you wear sandals and super tight children’s t-shirts in public. You’re ugly and tacky at any height, Fatrick.

 

[TokenX]

I’m 6’2 and I’ve never felt exceptionally tall nor particularly special for it. Maybe because it isn’t my defining characteristic and I’m not a fat, ugly cunt.

6'2 is the cutoff for considering you're tall for white people.

 

[Coonskin]

I'm 6' and cant remember the last time I had to duck

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

I wonder how tall these guys are if he's 6'? Is model building infested with 6'6 fat giants? Or is this one of those pattented Tomlinson TALL tales we all love so much.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I wonder how tall these guys are if he's 6'? Is model building infested with 6'6 fat giants? Or is this one of those pattented Tomlinson TALL tales we all love so much.

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That’s hilarious. That dude next to him is slouching with faggot posture and is still easily 6” taller than Rick.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm 6' and cant remember the last time I had to duck

You don't live in a hundred year old half hovel though.

 

[TokenX]

I'm 6' and cant remember the last time I had to duck

Never ducked in my life, either.

 

[NoBacon]

I’m 5”9 but I’m also not fat, ugly or balding. Swings and roundabouts.

I’ll never be able to date that chick from resident evil though.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I remember when height was brag worthy. It was in elementary school. 6ft isnt tall.

 

[ActionJackson]

I'd be willing to bet $117,000 that Slick Rick is 5'10"-ish and just rounds up.

 

[Username]

He really is proud of being slightly above average height. That’s not an achievement Pat, raising a child that grows up happy is an achievement.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

First of all, if he’s six feet tall he’s easily 290 pounds or more.

Second of all, WHO CARES if you’re six feet? You look like Jerry Lewis when he swelled up on prednisone and you wear sandals and super tight children’s t-shirts in public. You’re ugly and tacky at any height, Fatrick.

I’ll have you know I got a great deal on that Nirvana Tee from Kohl’s, child.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I remember when height was brag worthy. It was in elementary school. 6ft isnt tall.

6 foot is very tall for someone in elementary school.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

6 foot is very tall for someone in elementary school.

Weimer's still considered short when he sneaks onto elementary schools, and usually gets bullied by the fourth graders.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Doing a check-in for all the other 300-350lb fellas only. How's being extremely obese but not terminally obese for you?

Love it. Fat enough that I'm legally physically disabled, but not so fat that I need to be subjected to a mobile scooter yet.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Too bad you don’t get extra money for being 6 feet or taller. Maybe like 117k+ a year? Oh that wouldn’t help you fatty because you’re still under 6’.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I’m 5”9 but I’m also not fat, ugly or balding. Swings and roundabouts.

I’ll never be able to date that chick from resident evil though.

5’9” is just tall enough to not be noticeably short and to at least have a couple inches on 95% of girls. I just thank god Im not like 5’4” or something. I feel bad for those guys, thats just not fair

 

[NoBacon]

5’9” is just tall enough to not be noticeably short and to at least have a couple inches on 95% of girls. I just thank god Im not like 5’4” or something. I feel bad for those guys, thats just not fair

I met the cum town guys at a skanksfest and was staggered how short they are. Nick and Stav seemed 5”2-5”3 - not even trying to be funny and exaggerating.