What would you do?

[Random username]

What would you do if you rolled out of your house or apartment in the morning and Fat Pat was just standing outside waiting for you in his smedium shirt? Whats your reaction to seeing the child like look of determination on his fish mouth and a glint of something in his dull lifeless eyes?


I'd just point and laugh.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Point him in the direction of the nearest Walmart and tell him to go buy an XL tshirt

 

[Random username]

Point him in the direction of the nearest Walmart and tell him to go buy an XL tshirt

Maybe a little bigger then that.

 

[fenrir]

Maybe a little bigger then that.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Laugh like Cartman when he sees a midget, except in this case I’d be laughing at a mental midget.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I would say “Hey, Rick” and keep walking to my car. Never acknowledging him beyond that. Nothing would enrage Mamma Ravens special little pig boy more than not being validated.

Edit: If I had a daughter I’d be sure to say “Come on, daddy doesn’t want to lose you.” In front of him as well.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Not gonna lie, if fuck face was outside my house I'd be nervous. Dude isn't right in the head and I'd suspect he was there to clap on me. I stay strapped, but that's not gonna do me much good if he's got the drop on me.

All joking aside, Pat is dangerous. He's vindictive and detached from reality. This coupled with his #DLTIW mantra makes for a ticking timebomb.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Not gonna lie, if fuck face was outside my house I'd be nervous. Dude isn't right in the head and I'd suspect he was there to clap on me. I stay strapped, but that's not gonna do me much good if he's got the drop on me.

All joking aside, Pat is dangerous. He's vindictive and detached from reality. This coupled with his #DLTIW mantra makes for a ticking timebomb.

Had this nigga worried for a second like you were really afraid of him. He’s too timid of a bitch to do anything in real life. He’s proven that time and time again. He knows who carol is and he has bitched out. If he was a man he would confront him. Carol is more of a man than him and is still a queen. He’s gonna snap and shoot up hooligans or something. Thinking the cyberstlakers are all around him. Whoops…. We are Rick we’re all in MKE!!!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Point at him and say "get a load of fatso there"

 

[Will Tate]

I'd spray him with the hose and make oinking sounds.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember one of those segments where they planted some Mexican guy in a convenience store or something to get harrassed. Some dude inevitably calls him a spic or a wetback, John Quinones chases him down and he's like "you know I'M Mexican, right?" and the dude's like "well you can fuck off back to mexico too, spic." Lol.

It just totally deflates him and he does a little voice over about no matter how much good you do, you just can't change some hateful people.

 

[TokenX]