What would you do if Paul Weimer was your son?

[JRKT]

If my son was anything like him, I would've called him a faggot and kicked him to the curb as soon as I legally could.

 

[captain_kamala]

I would die of shame just like his mother did

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Take him to the grand canyon and make him write a note that says "life sucks, I'm sorry" before he does the right thing. Then get a couple of whores to celebrate.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I would probably call the FBI on him

 

[BoomerSperg]

Make sure 99% of my assets go to the other son that isn't a pedophile well before I die. Maybe buy something insinuating he's a pedo and leave him that.

Can't contest a will that leaves you nothing if there was nothing to leave.

 

[1073waaf]

I’d send him to military school and if that didn’t work, I’d turn my back on him like the end of There Will Be Blood.”Just a faggot in a basket!”.

 

[DanFielding]

Pay the other kids at his school to bully him mercilessly. Then call him a pissy eyed faggot when he came home in tears.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Spartan treatment

 

[Random username]

Fuck him like the pussy he is.

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

I'd pay a Jew doctor to scramble his brains in utero



Hahahahaha jk I'm not like @NoBacon.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'd have pulled a Tomlinson as soon as I saw that baby come out of the womb wearing Mr Mcgoo glasses and a shock of gray hair.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I would probably call the FBI on him

 

[Niggerotchi]

Had a bit of a weird phase as a teenager, as far as being work shy is concerned, which culminated with my dad putting his fist through my bedroom door and calling me a little pussy.

I needed to hear it.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Beat him every day of his life.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Make sure my parting words as I shuffle off this coil are how much he is a coward and a disappointment

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

Late term abortion

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

I'd be extremely depressed and try not to think about it. Probably take up alcoholism.

I can deal with him being a runt and pretty mopey, but posting about which literotica he jerks off to and writing about getting his anus plugged by a dominatrix would have me boozing deep.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What would you do if I was your son?

Would you be proud of me, pop?

 

[stealthygeek]

Recreate Rick's police report.

 

[DominusOdium]

208th trimester abortion