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What was the Mary Jean thing about if The Worm was married to the big cocked Norseman all this time?
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Lol that Kelsey garage door opener bitch fucking disappeared. I can't remember her last name either.
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"Wingwoman"
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I really should start doing better things with my time but the GoFundMe for her and her (comedian not named Norton) husband was posted on the old sub. I think they were divorced within two years.
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Yes. And they crowdfunded the wedding to begin with.
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The wedding and the honeymoon? Fuck, that’s pathetic.
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He's said he never dated Mary Jean after erock incorrectly said he did. Erik didn't even know he was married to the Viking so he's not really in the loop.
He did ask out a waitress who said no around the time he was "with" the hulk but I doubt they were fully exclusive like he claims now
He did ask out a waitress who said no around the time he was "with" the hulk but I doubt they were fully exclusive like he claims now
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Earthworm Jim has always attempted to get it on with biological women and generally failed miserably. The relationships he did have predictably burned up because he's a mentally ill little man who seems like a nightmare to live with even if you discount all the sexual degeneracy. No wonder he's decided to settle for grooming a similarly unstable young fella who arrived in the country by rowing a dragon boat.
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I don't think Norton necessarily married Thor because that was his first choice. I just think he finally realized that no normal woman is ever going to want to marry him so it was a choice of paying a tranny to be with him or dying alone.
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Vii skaald spise schwarte fitter hveer daag!
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Fuck I remember the waitress thing, this was full Whatley. Imagine continuing to dine alone there after the waitress denied you.
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If he would just have brought a slave no problems, but he wanted to make her a "house carl" wtf??
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Don't forget the girl who invited over a tinder date while Jim was braiding hair with her roommates.
Fat Stavros also used to day dream of getting a tranny because he hadn't been laid in 5 years before Cumtown got big. Then he turned straight. Norton is the opposite of that currently.
Fat Stavros also used to day dream of getting a tranny because he hadn't been laid in 5 years before Cumtown got big. Then he turned straight. Norton is the opposite of that currently.
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Norton and Anthony both. Anthony married his brother's sloppy seconds to try to appear normal to his family. Both Norton and Anthony would date high profile women like traffic girls or comedians or models to make sure that everyone noticed that they were heterosexual men into chicks and "tits and vaginas" to quote AJ Poopieschitz.
Again just like Anthony and Sue Lightning. They are both two faggots. I would bet anything that they fucked each other and blew each other before the show sometimes. And probably shared the same hotel room bed on Virus Tours and live show tours. Disgusting queers.
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kind of surprising someone who looks like her would need crowdfunding for honeymoon/wedding. her looks are vurry aesthetically pleasing -- wholesome yet also sexy.
I guess not all girls are into the size of your wallet, eh, guys?
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I saw that Kelsey woman open for Jim when i saw him and she bombed horrifically. Garage door tier jokes.
His association with these women is psychological not sexual. These women don’t fuck him, he knows deep down they won’t, and he gets off on being around and attracted to these women who cuck him.
