What tits and gut?

[guest]

I have been covid-alescing the past few days and he's dropped some good stuff, but I haven't bothered to post it, but this one has to be seen.

 

[guest]

I love his idea that if someone comes up to him and calls him a fat idiot he can physically assault them and not only not go to jail, but the police will come and the person will be taken away.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hopefully he reads that, goes in bathroom looks at his side view in mirror then cries

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

His denial of his morbid obesity is honestly one of the funniest things about him.

 

[Will Tate]

"...a complete stranger who wants nothing to do with you...."
Boasts about how he beat us every chance he gets.

"...has told you to stop hundreds of thousands of times."
Not once. Not fucking once. "I'm coming for you." and "They work for me now." are the polar opposite of "Stop contacting me."

And as for "what tits and gut?" Someone will post your trip to the Rockies game or your staff-twirling tutorial.
Just whatever bullshit you can pull out of your soft, doughy ass to fit the narrative of the moment, isn't it, jiggle-tits?

 

[Brooke Shields]

"Sane people do not endanger themselves and their families as you do."

Seriously now, how else is one to interpret this than Fatrick wanting to harm not only us jolly trolls, but our innocent families..?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He went "You are not sane" in the 2nd paragraph and then "You are insane" to start the 3rd.

WE HEARD YOU

 

[Will Tate]

He went "You are not sane" in the 2nd paragraph and then "You are insane" to start the 3rd.

WE HEARD YOU

In the house where my wife and I live.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I thought his texts were split up more than that because he was limited on characters per text. Did he upgrade his phone plan?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I love his idea that if someone comes up to him and calls him a fat idiot he can physically assault them and not only not go to jail, but the police will come and the person will be taken away.

Not only that, but shit texting a fat piece of shit who has nothing better to do than respond is endangering your own family…

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What are “tits,”? Professional author/alcoholic/ladies man/sex god/actual tough guy is admitting he doesn’t know what tits are.

 

[Harry Powell]

I think he’s honestly scared an aTalker is gonna assault him. No piglet, we aren’t fucking violent weirdos like you. We just like a laugh, something you’d understand as a professional comedian

 

[Phish]

A stranger that wants nothing to do w me? I thought I worked for him?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dont fight the funk, child

 

[Raymond]

I'll beat up your kid and then the police will shoot him in his fucking face, child.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I wish that this case would go before the Supreme Court, so we could put Porky Pat up on the stand, and have both a doctor and a dietician observe him, weigh him, measure his BMI, and analyze his lifestyle, so that, at the case's conclusion, they could issue him a laminated, framed legal document, signed and notarized, declaring before God and country (2 things Pat hates) that Saturated Pats is indeed, officially and legally, fat.

It would be the proudest moment of my life.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

What are “tits,”? Professional author/alcoholic/ladies man/sex god/actual tough guy is admitting he doesn’t know what tits are.

"Look down."

 

[GiveItAResto]

Hey Patrick. Don't tell an insane person they're not sane. They don't like it

 

[peckafacce]

 

[HotDogJoe]

I wish that this case would go before the Supreme Court, so we could put Porky Pat up on the stand, and have both a doctor and a dietician observe him, weigh him, measure his BMI, and analyze his lifestyle, so that, at the case's conclusion, they could issue him a laminated, framed legal document, signed and notarized, declaring before God and country (2 things Pat hates) that Saturated Pats is indeed, officially and legally, fat.

Even if that happened, I guarantee he still wouldn't accept it as being true.