"Gleefully Rear-Ended: A Life In The Closet" by Anthony Cumia. Foreword by Gavin McInnes. A washed-up old radio shock-jock sidekick's journey from modest fame to prancing alcoholic obscurity. Includes photos.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What should Anthony's next book be titled?
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Ain't it Fun?
Anthony Cumia: Pedophile
Permanently Unfriended
Forward by; Bill Burr.
Forward by; Bill Burr.
A million tiny creases.
Lord of the rigs
Infinite pest
Catcher of the nine inch
The elder diaries
Nineteen eight four
Crime and sucking dicks
A song of guys and desire
Of trans and men
Bite club
A tale of two, spitting
The body of a thirteen year old
Outwitting my older brother
Name of the kid
Infinite pest
Catcher of the nine inch
The elder diaries
Nineteen eight four
Crime and sucking dicks
A song of guys and desire
Of trans and men
Bite club
A tale of two, spitting
The body of a thirteen year old
Outwitting my older brother
Name of the kid
Ghost-Written Drivel from an Elderly Gay, part deux
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Remember when Gavin told his audience that Ant’s security camera footage would exonerate him? And implied it was Ant that told him that? I do. I subscribed back then.
Every time he talks about what a liar Opie is in the clips that Erock puts up on YouTube, none of his ass kissers call him out on the hundreds of lies he has told to - not only his listeners - but his friends.
Those idiots weren’t acting at Oscar worthy levels when they were happy for Anthony going into rehab. Again, unless they all became Laurence Olivier, he had lied to them about his sincerity. You could see the disappointment on Ronnie’s face and Jimmy, too .
What a fraud.
I wouldn’t care if he was still funny.
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“And They Hate That! : the Fall and Fall Again of a Degenerate Alcoholic Ephebophile.”
I'd say a combination of these two.
Goo-goo-ghoul
orgasms for father
And Fall Again...
Didn't Ant claim some bullshit like the judge or cops intentionally lost his only copy of said footage?
Oh shut the fuck up, if thats true then he's a fucking moron for not backing it up before handing it to someone. Dumb nigger.
Fingering 10 year old girls: The Anthony Cumia story