What do you mean they forgot to take the yolk out of my omelette?

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[guest]

"I'd like you to make me a dish using one of the most nutrient dense foods on Earth. Before you do though, could you remove the part that contains 90% of the nutrients? Thanks."

Fucking fat gay retard.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Jim Norton coffee diva

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Won't eat egg yolks, but would take prostitute shits on his chest and let a diseased viking sodomize him.

 

[guest]

If somebody ever informed me that I was cooking for this cocksucker I would go on a tear through the kitchen looking for an explainable form of rat poison. When he abuses restaurant staff is when I get enraged. Why eat out at all? Nothing gives him satisfaction that isn't wearing a miniskirt on a street corner at 3AM.

 

[guest]

Nothing gives him satisfaction that isn't wearing a miniskirt on a street corner at 3AM.

You forgot the purple cock head dangling out of the skirt

 

[guest]

You forgot the purple cock head dangling out of the skirt

I didn't forget. I was being circumspect on account of our female listeners.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

I didn't forget. I was being circumspect on account of our female listeners.

Fuck those cunts

 

[guest]

Please don’t be real.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Things Norton gets extremely uppity about:

-Stolen busses and the NYPD not giving a fuck
-The NYPD not handling a mystery case he refused to talk about with enough competence.
-His Jamba Juice not having the right drink size and almost having the police called on him for it.
-“WAIT WAS THIS STEAK COOKED IN ALCOHOL?????”
-Egg yolks in his eggs
-Women not wanting to fuck him

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

"Yes, I raped an intoxicated minor in the closet of a radio-station. What are you gonna do about it, babyboy?"

 

[guest]

Gordon should've stayed a soccer player. Look at him giggling like a slit over Marco's pig trotters.

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[Coonskin]

Hey, cook my omelette

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Please don’t be real.

Why lie when the truth is so much funnier?

 

[Dennyislife]

Please don’t be real.

The fact he had been in a year and a half and had never cooked at home is so weird to me. Radio is done in the morning he's got all day free before gigs at night and had never cooked lunch?

 

[guest]

The fact he had been in a year and a half and had never cooked at home is so weird to me. Radio is done in the morning he's got all day free before gigs at night and had never cooked lunch?

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He didn't leave home until he was 30 or something, he's useless.

 

[Dennyislife]

He didn't leave home until he was 30 or something, he's useless.

I was cooking my own food at 11 occasionally Even if it was just a reheated frozen pizza. He literally had cardboard still in the oven. That isn't an excuse

 

[guest]

I was cooking my own food at 11 occasionally Even if it was just a reheated frozen pizza. He literally had cardboard still in the oven. That isn't an excuse

OK, he's a useless faggot, how's that?

 

[guest]

Like a gayer NoHo Hank