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“N-no…that never happened”I always thought it was a bit odd that Pat was so maniacal and energetic until Josiah made the joke he was about to go home and get buttfucked by Niki and then he turned into a stutterin' muttterin' prick.
Like when Jonathan Yaniv would call emergency services so that the cops/EMTs/firefighters would come into his apartment and see him naked in the tub. He, too, is into things. Imagine just sitting there in your robe, by the door (the right one, this time!), trembling with anticipation, faucet at full mast... and they just leave a note.swaTTing himself is something he's into and may actually be unique to him which is a departure.
I was going to google this Jonathan guy but I don't feel like anything good would come of itLike when Jonathan Yaniv would call emergency services so that the cops/EMTs/firefighters would come into his apartment and see him naked in the tub. He, too, is into things. Imagine just sitting there in your robe, by the door (the right one, this time!), trembling with anticipation, faucet at full mast... and they just leave a note.
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It'sI was going to google this Jonathan guy but I don't feel like anything good would come of it
JesusIt'skindatotally Kiwi territory, but he's a professional creep. Haven't heard the name in a while (or Jessica Yaniv, or, yes, Jessica Simpson). He was the dude in Canada who sued some salons for not waxing his balls, despite his claims to be a woman. He is also the man who tried to get a permit for an all-female, under 18, no parents-allowed, clothing optional swim party. And also the guy who is obsessed with the idea (or did he do it?) of asking young girls for pads/tampons. And if youngish girls get full nude in locker rooms.
It'skindatotally Kiwi territory, but he's a professional creep. Haven't heard the name in a while (or Jessica Yaniv, or, yes, Jessica Simpson). He was the dude in Canada who sued some salons for not waxing his balls, despite his claims to be a woman. He is also the man who tried to get a permit for an all-female, under 18, no parents-allowed, clothing optional swim party. And also the guy who is obsessed with the idea (or did he do it?) of asking young girls for pads/tampons. And if youngish girls get full nude in locker rooms.
I disagree and think its swinging. Patrick is too full of himself to have a humiliation kink. The reason he’s into swinging rather than cuckoldry is swinging makes him feel in control. “Sure my wifes fucking other men, but I can fuck whoever I want, child.” It allows him to feel like a pussy hound. Maybe its as simple as he lets his wife fuck other women and he doesn’t engage with them or any women himself, and he thinks its badass that he lets random women munch on his wifes box. “Shes exploring her sexuality, child. I’m rather comfortable with it.”Pat is a textbook cuck. PCJ sealed the deal. Whether Big Nik likes lesbiciousness or monkoid gaffs delivered directly to her slit, it's really of no importance. The important thing is Fat likes to watch and be humiliated.
I can't imagine fucking a broad while that disgusting blob of humanity plays with his little clit dick in the corner...It’s obvious and not included on your list. Swinging. It’s why he constantly uses the pineapple emoji which is a notorious sign for swinging, especially in Florida. This explains those photos of Niki with that strange Star Trek hombre. This explains Patricks constant public flirting with other women who are usually also married.
No woman is fucking him.I disagree and think its swinging. Patrick is too full of himself to have a humiliation kink. The reason he’s into swinging rather than cuckoldry is swinging makes him feel in control. “Sure my wifes fucking other men, but I can fuck whoever I want, child.” It allows him to feel like a pussy hound. Maybe its as simple as he lets his wife fuck other women and he doesn’t engage with them or any women himself, and he thinks its badass that he lets random women munch on his wifes box. “Shes exploring her sexuality, child. I’m rather comfortable with it.”
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