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Guy's name is John Walker Flint, pretend tranny name is his twitter handle - Brianna Wu. Our piggy thirsts...
Nice awkward sexual banter, stupid.
Nice awkward sexual banter, stupid.
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What a charmer, simping for trannies again
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Still has a bigger peckah than Fatrick.
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Leave it alone *oink*
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Why does he constantly respond to her tweets when she never replies to him.
Also what kind of faggot gets a bone from a cartoon?
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Patrick would leave Niki in a heartbeat for Brianna Wu.
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I hope they retcon all 1000 cocked pornstars into respectable professions, ya know for feminism n shit
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Did you know that Twitter automatically bans you if your tweet contains the words "John Walker Flynt"? It's one of the few algorithms of its kind.
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In Twitter’s defense, I’m guessing John Walker Flynt is an even more litigious POS than Patrick.
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The movie came out in 1988 he would have been around 9. 14 he would have been a freshman in like 1993-94. Late to the party. What a weirdo. Even with my horemones raging Jessica Rabbit wasnt wank material. He was so sheltered. Beat off to the Victoria Secret catalog like the normal kids did back then. No wonder he is still so awkward around women. Creep.
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Let's remake Pretty Woman, except she's the successful one with a hamster up her ass
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The greatest copypasta ever written:
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Bob Hoskins was an actor, not a private detective.
It's a Disneyland ride, not a movie or anything. The whole fake clickbait story is just an ad for the park.
Enough with digging up every property that ever existed to rehash for brand recognition purposes. It just encourages people like Patrick who love logos and familiar looking disposable products.
It's a Disneyland ride, not a movie or anything. The whole fake clickbait story is just an ad for the park.
Enough with digging up every property that ever existed to rehash for brand recognition purposes. It just encourages people like Patrick who love logos and familiar looking disposable products.
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Peggy from edward scissor hands when she traps him in the hair salon and rubs up all on him and faggot Deep runs out like a fatRick. That one used to do it for me bbbbbbboyssssss.
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I have absolutely no idea what Disney does until I read stupid shit like this. Why would you give a fuck? Why would you care? If consumer pop culture media defines your childhood memories that's pretty sad
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Today I got a 2 week ban from the "steam community" for pretty politely and constructively saying I think it's disconcerting that a game has lobbies full of grown men RPing as little girls dressed in skimpy outfits talking about sexual shit and "fashion". Apparently I'm the bad guy. Man fuck these creeps
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does steam do just full on bans over the whole platform? is it just from commenting, or bans over certain comments sections, or do they lock you out of games too?
just a matter of time until everything said over voice chat is automatically AI-voice-to-text translated and you are banned for having the wrong conversation, even if slurs are cautiously avoided
Israel is not a real country
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Didn't you even as a kid know that Jessica Rabbit was supposed to be an exaggerated male fantasy, almost ridiculous? She wasn't a representation of women to me. I just thought it was funny that a spaz like Roger Rabbit got to be with her, who was supposed to be the most desirable woman in his world. The silliness of a child's mind.