We're pressuring him to become a better person

[HotDogJoe]

That's it - clean your ugly dump, you fatso. It's the least you can do.

Also pressuring/pressure, see what I did there? Yeah you get it.

Fat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Oh also - He nearly had a whole day off Twitter but he couldn't resist sharing doing his chores with the internet for good boy points, like the fucking housewife that he is.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He paid a Mexican to do that.

 

[Phish]

I cut the grass with a weedeater today. Should I upload pics? Will you guys give me a dopamine dump and click the Rib button if I do? Just tell me what you want me to do. I can abandon my child. I can call my neighbors white supremacists. Anything. Just tell me what I need to do for the dopamine hit.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Wow, Bernell’s blood just sprays right off no problem.

 

[TokenX]

You...you started taking care of your property?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nice of him to take better care of Quasi's house.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m sure Niki did most of the work but let her giggling retard of a husband get to spray some stuff.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

He got to play with his magic water wand while Niki was applying the chemicals. She lets him push the buttons in elevators too.

 

[Cuphead]

Wrong, child!

He is incapable of becoming a better person.

 

[42069]

It was first used on Niki’s teeth

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Needs constant approval for just doing the most mundane tasks. Cant brag about being father of the year though.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hopefully some environmentally conscience person will remind him of the carbon hoofprint he is leaving just to clean his sty

 

[peckafacce]

I dont belive for one second he did any of that work him self. If he did, there would be selfies with the power washer out or he would make Niki take pictures of him working

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

He paid a Mexican to do that.

At this point he is the Mexican.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

He probably did it to get in good graces with Nikki before telling her about the lawsuit results.

 

[NoBacon]

Ever do any see of em, it will turn out very quickly. And they know that.

(This will never not be funny)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Now he is all curled up in his blankie on the couch/bed. Im sure he is rewarding himself with a case of beer and some baseball.

 

[NoBacon]

Oh also - He nearly had a whole day off Twitter but he couldn't resist sharing doing his chores with the internet for good boy points, like the fucking housewife that he is.

He’s literally one of those bored housewives who feel the need to post this crap:

Just made the lunches for the kids, hoovered up and changed the bed sheets and prepped dinner. Absolutely brilliant xxx time for momma to have a lie down! LOL!

Such a pathetic fat retard

 

[Brooke Shields]

It was first used on Niki’s teeth

provably false