Twaaaa

[johnnynoname]

that's how he talks btw

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Man, India is fucked. Like instead of buskers doing regular buskers shit, they're like driving spikes through their throats and popping their eyeballs out of the sockets with knives and shit. If I saw that shit in person I'd high pitched scream like a girl and be like "SOMEBODY HELP THAT MAN!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol the glass guy was trying to teach him how to break a bottle over his own head and Dovid did it and gashed his face up.

 

[EraGodless]

What the hell is David Blaine? He's like some sort of Arabian Jew or something. He's not white, I can tell ya that much. He's also most definitely a jew. Fuckin Dovid Blaine with his little cards and his incredible feats of endurance.

I'm kind of a David Blainiac. I'm watching his new show and right now some flat titted bitch is teaching him how to land a high dive without water shooting up his asshole and perforating his shitpipe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I knew it. Arabian Jew.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dovid Blaine keeps excitedly yelling on this show but it always comes off like when Tom Cruise flipped out on Oprah like a fucking weirdo.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In the arctic circle episode he dove under the ice, stayed down there until the hole froze over and had to underwater-punch his way out like The Opester.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

He pulled this pussy out of a magic hat. Cant knock the power of magic, jealouster.

I gotta admit, she is hot. I’d magically have her buried under my crawlspace

 

[LiberalPussy]