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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What the hell is David Blaine? He's like some sort of Arabian Jew or something. He's not white, I can tell ya that much. He's also most definitely a jew. Fuckin Dovid Blaine with his little cards and his incredible feats of endurance.

I'm kind of a David Blainiac. I'm watching his new show and right now some flat titted bitch is teaching him how to land a high dive without water shooting up his asshole and perforating his shitpipe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

David Blaine monotone voiceover: "it's imperative that I don't unclench my cheeks for a split second or my shitpipe...could be perforated."

 

[Phish]

David knew how to make the bleks go wile. I love that nigga (or whatever he is). Always loved him eating frogs and throwing them up or standing in an ice block for 9 months at a time. Cool ass dude of the week for sure.

Or when he shoved the sewing needle through his bicep. He trained that shit for months and months and created a scar tissue tunnel through his muscle. Mother fucker is COMMITED. Gotta respect it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He made the jump. Nigga stayed clenched. His shitpipe is fine. He was all covered in fire retardant mung and aflame as well.

 

[Phish]

He made the jump. Nigga stayed clenched. His shitpipe is fine. He was all covered in fire retardant mung and aflame as well.

Fawwwk. He always escapes rectal destruction by a millimeter each time. How does he do it? Wheres this new show at? Jewtube or some heeb shit like netflix?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He also snorkeled with an anaconda in the fire jump shitpipe risk episode. There's nothing magical about that. Like 3 other regular dipshits were doing it with him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fawwwk. He always escapes rectal destruction by a millimeter each time. How does he do it? Wheres this new show at? Jewtube or some heeb shit like netflix?

Disney+. Now some little Guatemalan is gonna teach him to eat nails. RIP shitpipe.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

A lot of posts about a homosexuals asshole already. We all know he’s gay, Gabe. He’s a magician.

 

[Phish]

Disney+. Now some little Guatemalan is gonna teach him to eat nails. RIP shitpipe.

Fawwwwk yeah. Thats the one jewed up subscription service i have! Thanks for the heads up fellow Blainiac. Shits gonna be off the Blaine i bet

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A lot of posts about a homosexuals asshole already. We all know he’s gay, Gabe. He’s a magician.

He's not gay, he was a member of The Pussy Posse.

 

[Phish]

A lot of posts about a homosexuals asshole already. We all know he’s gay, Gabe. He’s a magician.

He pulled this pussy out of a magic hat. Cant knock the power of magic, jealouster.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He's not gay, he was a member of The Pussy Posse.

Now you’re trying to tell me a magician is not gay? Who do you think you’re fooling?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He pulled this pussy out of a magic hat. Cant knock the power of magic, jealouster.

So did they:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nigga's all covered in bees. It's like a bee turtleneck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So did they:

Which one ended up getting fucked up by the tiger? Because I'm getting a giggle out of the one dude's shirt being embroidered like the lion mauled his shoulder.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Which one ended up getting fucked up by the tiger? Because I'm getting a giggle out of the one dude's shirt being embroidered like the lion mauled his shoulder.

Faaawk I didn’t even notice that. Gay retards.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Which one ended up getting fucked up by the tiger? Because I'm getting a giggle out of the one dude's shirt being embroidered like the lion mauled his shoulder.

They both look like Scott Shannon.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They both look like Scott Shannon.

I'd you blended both of their faces together it literally would make Scott Shannon.

I GOT A TIGER ON MY CAROTID ARTERY

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nigga's handling venomous snakes

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's gonna smooch a cobra