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🎥Troll Texts Vol. 1 - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga (Part 22)

Ace Orenstein

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– I’ve discovered a yugioh archetype that l've built my new deck on. This deck combines the previous aspects of my old decks as well. I am stronger. My cards are powerful.

–Women find me MORE attractive because l'm AAA member. I've got roadside assistance.

–I’m driving in my Nissan Rouge Sport SL. It was the highest trim of the car in 2019. High performance. V4 engine. 141 horse power. 71,000 miles. My mechanic literally said " that your Nissan? They make such nice cars.
 

PorqueDealer

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star wars/pokemon/wwf
officer nigger
Space edges logic traps/garlic buttersaws
loads of PaulRNelson texts that really had him oinking
the infamous torque wheeler reveal text
boomia had a quality run
The ones that tell him to check his twitter for missed tweets, then cut to the twitter timestamped a few mins later for dozens of enjoy prison tweets
 

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Paul had a bunch of good ones and whoever did the multi day pest control text that was a top 10
 
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