Torque tried (and failed) to revive Cthulhu's Comedy Collective in January lol

[Toothless Enthusiast]

http://archive.is/aFidz

No likes, no engagement! Sad!

 

[CruisinColin]

Nerd-centric stand-up

This is like "nerdcore" music. Just fucking talk about what you want to talk about, you self-pigeonholing cunts.

 

[SFWA liaison]

He thought that shit was so brilliant it merited awakening a decade old dead facebook group. Absolutely delusional. Must be envious of Hildy who posts scifi faggot humor on the MKE SFF group and gets engagement.


I bet he has a bunch of other social media alter egos like Torque Wheeler for different topics, all failures with no engagement.

 

[PorqueDealer]

It scratches an itch.










he has fleas

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'd love to go to a Patrick comedy show and laugh like DeNiro in Cape Fear at Pat's shitty jokes until it got uncomfortable.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Unfunny, socially awkward dorks who make each other laugh in hotel rooms during their socially awkward dork conventions and making the mistake of trying to branch out with their "comedy".

Of course they won't admit they're simply not funny and don't understand comedy or how to craft and fine tune jokes. Instead they say things like "our comedy is just too intelligent for most people and they don't understand it".

 

[Professor Rape]

Attention all nerds:

Enough about Lovecraft!!!!!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

He thought that shit was so brilliant it merited awakening a decade old dead facebook group. Absolutely delusional. Must be envious of Hildy who posts scifi faggot humor on the MKE SFF group and gets engagement.


I bet he has a bunch of other social media alter egos like Torque Wheeler for different topics, all failures with no engagement.

Eric Hildeman (probably) used his prostitute sisters mouth as a toilet when she was 4. He also might have raped her but I'm only 80% sure on that.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I assumed Pat wouldn't know a single thing Lovecraft, this seems like a Hildy thing

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I bet he has a bunch of other social media alter egos like Torque Wheeler for different topics, all failures with no engagement.

He’s severely autistic and painfully retarded. Fat too.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

And no one will ever be able to pronounce the name of his "collective." Another L for the books. Just end your life, Pat.

 

[Harry Powell]

I assumed Pat wouldn't know a single thing Lovecraft, this seems like a Hildy thing

All he knows is that it’s a “geek” touchstone. Faggot never read a book

 

[Treat Yourself]

Attention all nerds:

Enough about Lovecraft!!!!!

Lovecraft would post here because he HATED niggers too. So he's not all bad.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

And no one will ever be able to pronounce the name of his "collective." Another L for the books. Just end your life, Pat.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, child.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I'd love to go to a Patrick comedy show and laugh like DeNiro in Cape Fear at Pat's shitty jokes until it got uncomfortable.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I assumed Pat wouldn't know a single thing Lovecraft, this seems like a Hildy thing

He doesn't. He knows what Cthulu is and that nerds who actually read are all in wit da Cthulooooooooos.

If he knew anything about Lovecraft, he'd know that he was obviously a mid-metamorphosis Innsmouth fish-person. He's almost full Deep One. We're gonna see his stupid malformed earlobes turn into gills here shortly.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

And no one will ever be able to pronounce the name of his "collective." Another L for the books. Just end your life, Pat.

Can we get a voocaroo of pronunciation from Jenna? Hi hello

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If he knew anything about Lovecraft, he'd know that he was obviously a mid-metamorphosis Innsmouth fish-person. He's almost full Deep One.

He's definitely a Full One.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course he steals someone else comedy name. He is so unoriginal.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Attention all nerds:

Enough about Lovecraft!!!!!

But more about his cat.