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Today paul wants to remind everyone that he got away with a criminal sexual offense

captain_kamala

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Again, he can't do anything without doing it the weirdest way possible, including relaying this story. "I brought a woman to orgasm in a museum." Paul, you "fingered a fat chick in a museum" is more like it. Whether the bitch came or not is actually completely irrelevant to the story and sure as fuck isn't the interesting part. If you're touching a woman's pussy, it kind of implies that you'll be giving her an orgasm, otherwise you just suck.
 
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