This pig’s life is so boring and miserable, yet somehow interesting to me.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It has to be a shitty existence, constantly trying to find the worst possible outcome in any situation and then amplifying it for some faggots on Twitter to “like” it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks about trump more than his actual supporters.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Pat thinks about trump more than his actual supporters.

And more than he thinks about his biological daughter!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

And more than he thinks about his biological daughter!

When do you think was the last time Pat really sat and thought about Annabelle? Just sitting alone, no other distractions just feeling like utter shit that he isn’t in her life at all? Has he ever been self-aware enough to understand the massive mistake he made due to ego? I’m going with a hard no.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Patrick is the embodiment of evil banality in the internet age. Because ultimately who really does care that he abandoned his daughter? Who cares that he constantly lies about everything and cant stop self aggrandizing? Who really cares that he's taking up a little bandwidth and bookshelf space with hundreds of thousands of pointless tweets and the odd book about flonald plump? Who cares that he pretends to be an expert on everything without ever saying anything worthwhile? Does it really matter that he has 50000 retarded twitter followers that he can bombard with deranged political takes? Does it actually matter that he's a violent, unpredictable reprobate? He is just a fat halfwit on the internet and it shouldn't matter, but he is also a perfect simulacrum of every other fat halfwit out there thats chipping away at society with a terribly mundane mixture of narcissism and stupidity. Watching his antics is like watching a controlled experimental simulation sometimes. The Banality of Patrick is so elite, that seeing life hand him so many Ls bodes well for the future of society.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Patrick is the embodiment of evil banality in the internet age. Because ultimately who really does care that he abandoned his daughter? Who cares that he constantly lies about everything and cant stop self aggrandizing? Who really cares that he's taking up a little bandwidth and bookshelf space with hundreds of thousands of pointless tweets and the odd book about flonald plump? Who cares that he pretends to be an expert on everything without ever saying anything worthwhile? Does it really matter that he has 50000 retarded twitter followers that he can bombard with deranged political takes? Does it actually matter that he's a violent, unpredictable reprobate? He is just a fat halfwit on the internet and it shouldn't matter, but he is also a perfect simulacrum of every other fat halfwit out there thats chipping away at society with a terribly mundane mixture of narcissism and stupidity. Watching his antics is like watching a controlled experimental simulation sometimes. The Banality of Patrick is so elite, that seeing life hand him so many Ls bodes well for the future of society.

Patrick is the ultimate nobody wannabe. Before social media and grifter jobs, he and his wife would only be able to earn a subsistence living at menial tasks due to their low functional abilities and social malfeasance. Patrick missed out on the extreme physical bullying he deserved, which would have rapidly corrected his cunty, obnoxious behavior.

Lacking any correcTion of his laziness and stupidity, Mama Raven and Tall Tales Blowjobs unleashed our favorite monster onto society. Pat the dullard was only crafty enough to briefly con his way into a middle-class paycheck before his plagiarism, stolen woke takes, and personality disorders returned him to the poverty he will spend the rest of his fat and miserable life in.

Unable to grasp reality and too dimwitted to learn from a single mistake, stupid Patso became one of the top lolcows of all time and still continues to escalate his legal follies, accruing debts he cannot repay.

TL/DR
Fuck that fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Patrick is fat and gay.

 

[VizioDash]

When do you think was the last time Pat really sat and thought about Annabelle?

Probably when he was planning her murder