This nigger will look you dead in the eye, completely serious, and tell you he’s white.

[Sue Lightning]

His two defense strategies:

1. Angrily scream that he is white, or refuse to acknowledge his lack of whiteness and instead start screaming about blacks. (UHH UHHH UHHH I DONT UHH COMMIT 80% OF THE FUCKING CRIME!)

2. Go into the most unfunny, “””self aware””” joke reciting the True Romance Sicilian scene. (AHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT!! MY ANCESTORS DID SO MUCH FUCKING…)

But he will never, never, look in the mirror and honestly go “Holy shit, I look African”.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

He doesn’t even look Italian. He looks like a stinky Syrian cellphone case salesman.

 

[Sue Lightning]

He doesn’t even look Italian. He looks like a stinky Syrian cellphone case salesman.

Look at his literal fucking afro. It looks like when black chicks take their wigs off.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

He doesn’t even look Italian. He looks like a stinky Syrian cellphone case salesman.

Don't insult Syrians, Bashir Al-Assad is 2000x more Caucasian than him including blue eyes

He's a Persian carpet salesman at best

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

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His two defense strategies:

1. Angrily scream that he is white, or refuse to acknowledge his lack of whiteness and instead start screaming about blacks. (UHH UHHH UHHH I DONT UHH COMMIT 80% OF THE FUCKING CRIME!)

2. Go into the most unfunny, “””self aware””” joke reciting the True Romance Sicilian scene. (AHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT!! MY ANCESTORS DID SO MUCH FUCKING…)

But he will never, never, look in the mirror and honestly go “Holy shit, I look African”.

Nappy headed ho

 

[UnPRePared]

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His two defense strategies:

1. Angrily scream that he is white, or refuse to acknowledge his lack of whiteness and instead start screaming about blacks. (UHH UHHH UHHH I DONT UHH COMMIT 80% OF THE FUCKING CRIME!)

2. Go into the most unfunny, “””self aware””” joke reciting the True Romance Sicilian scene. (AHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT!! MY ANCESTORS DID SO MUCH FUCKING…)

But he will never, never, look in the mirror and honestly go “Holy shit, I look African”.

Unapologetically Macedonian.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Unapologetically Macedonian.

Hilarious that Macedonians think they're descended from Alexander when they're actually gypsies and Slavs. And it's not even that great of an achievement to be Greek, hairy ass Mediterranean niggers

Edit: has anyone used the term Marble Niggers before?