This is really awful.

[guest]

This appeared in my recommended and I gave it a chance. He really is beyond terrible. The fake "haha this bombed and I didnt expect it to!" even though his jokes about it bombing was what he planned from the start. Fucking cunt. Ugly fucking piece of unfunny shit.

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[Meownaw]

He has some "COMEDIAN DESTROYS HECKLER" videos on his Instagram too.

 

[Voscabulary]

he was clearly proud of this, otherwise he wouldn't have posted it. nice faux-humility, stupid

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Even when I liked Norton the most, I don't think I ever liked his stand-up. I remember laughing at those books he wrote (on account of being a retard and all) but I don't think I've ever laughed at any of his actual routines.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This appeared in my recommended and I gave it a chance. He really is beyond terrible. The fake "haha this bombed and I didnt expect it to!" even though his jokes about it bombing was what he planned from the start. Fucking cunt. Ugly fucking piece of unfunny shit.

That's Jimmy's act now. He riffs on news stories he saw on his phone, and when his low-effort gags bomb, he chats with the audience about it in that really grating, self-deprecating way that's supposed to be funny, I guess. Other than his endless depravity, he has nothing of note going on that he can write jokes about, so he reads tweets for material.

 

[Brooke Shields]

it's like he choreographed an unchoreographed Colin statement

 

[guest]

Man of laughter.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Say how clever you are again, but make it wordier and less amusing(the irony isn't lost on me, no need to point it out). I hope his wife's cock caves his head in.

 

[BrownTupperware]

His retard character on lucky Louie still makes me cringe. Dudes a total hack but I’m preaching to the choir

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

Holy shit I had no idea he was so fat. He's fatter than "pre-9/11 eager to be here" Jimmy!

After all the agonizing over egg whites and salad dressing, THIS is the result???

 

[CruisinColin]

He has some "COMEDIAN DESTROYS HECKLER" videos on his Instagram too.

"Listen, baby boy, I don't go down to the baby boy factory and wear your diapers while you're trying to be a baby boy!"

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Say how clever you are again, but make it wordier and less amusing(the irony isn't lost on me, no need to point it out). I hope his wife's cock caves his head in.

Fawk

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I like the way you think he's floundering and then he adlibs that clever bullet metaphor and then he goes 'ah ah ah' and that makes you laugh harder than if the whole thing had even gone as he planned it!

 

[Nana Cumia]

It's great to see how far his career has fallen.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Even when I liked Norton the most, I don't think I ever liked his stand-up. I remember laughing at those books he wrote (on account of being a retard and all) but I don't think I've ever laughed at any of his actual routines.

There was a while there when I was going to any gig that featured an O&A comedian. Even saw Marc Maron.

Norton was the worst by far, but also had the biggest audience by far. This was around 2005 or 2006, when he was filling Louis CK sized venues.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

His best work was on Bully and GTA IV. That's a big deal, because I couldn't stand him by the end of the first season of Tough Crowd. 20 straight years of hatred is just too much. At least it temporarily suspended for a few years.

Also, I listened to Yellow Discipline in 2003 and never listened to his albums or saw his specials until I checkedout Netflix's Degenerates in 2020. Nice 17 year gap, stupid. Nice 20 minutes, stupid. That's all I could handle anyway.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Those instagram subtitles let me know when I should laugh, I am deaf and retarded, the only way you could be a norton fan.

 

[lowend73]

Jim will be preoccupied with getting his asshole destroyed for the time being

Standup will take a backseat (get it? )

 

[Cuphead]

Really says something about your act when you have to promote your shows with videos of yourself bombing

 

[Jack_Horner]

Counterpoint:

Jim Norton is "Exhibit A" of how jobs in the real world actually work:

1) Don't say anything that will get you fired

2) Don't take any risks

3) Show up on time (admittedly he used to suck at this, but he figured it out by 2008 or so.)

4) quantity of work > quality of work

This morning I was in a conference call at work, and someone on my team basically asked me "what have you been DOING for the last six months, and weren't you the one who was supposed to get this done?"

My gut reaction was to get pissed off, but I just brushed it off. Because he might not be thrilled with my level of productivity, but I showed up on time and as much as I wanted to get in a pissing match, I didn't. The dude calling me out works 400% as hard as I do, and he does good work, but I got better things to do TBH